Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That`s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That`s amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, `This is your a-s-shole before prison..."
2006-08-20 20:05:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You will find that not a lot of the postings in the joke section follow the structured "Question & Answer" format.
That is pretty much left to the school classrooms, and other more formal functions.
Here the joke is the Question, and the reader's expressed response or opinion of the joke is the Answer.
Yahoo doesn't have a catagory for posting jokes, so Q&A Jokes&Riddles is it. Yahoo doesn't get all upset because the users here don't follow the lines exactly. Don't you think that if it bothered them, they would remove the violators?
If you get upset because the people are not following the exact strictured and structured format, the way that you think that they should, then you can expect to be upset every time you visit the Joke&Riddle section.
Relax, and enjoy the jokes and don't be concerned about the proper protocol.
It is just humor and fun, and not some subversive activity.
2006-08-20 20:14:02 · update #1
I work in a detox. That is getting printed out. LOL Way to go!
2006-08-21 18:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by STEPHEEDEE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey
Roflol i think how did the people of the 2nd guy felt they would rather think how will their *** hole would bee at the prison and b4 the prison ha aha
Nice joke and good to hear keep witing more coz i like ur jokes very much
Gives more humor than anything (Anyother jokes after all>>>>>>)..
2006-08-22 02:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird, but cute, in a way. I didn't get the additional details, though.
2006-08-21 03:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by LAVELLE! :] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo funny!
2006-08-21 03:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by La_Belle_LadyR99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha brilliant!
2006-08-21 03:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by obeythemightysquirrel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is really cool in fact i love all your jokes can u igve me the 10 points cauz i need to go to lvl 5 asap please
2006-08-21 08:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This wasn't really a question, but it was funny!
2006-08-21 03:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by marciacarter@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-08-21 03:54:51 · answer #8 · answered by tengteng 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL....10 out of 10...got any more
2006-08-21 03:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG..... OMG... LOL OMG.... TOO GOOD!!! LOL
I Can't STOP laughing.... Too hilarious!!! LMAO
2006-08-21 03:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by jennifersuem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋