How do I get these 2 hotties form the stip club to come on over after work for a sleep-over?
2006-08-20 19:45:15 · 10 answers · asked by Tabulah Erassa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Depends, are you hot? And willing to get an STD? Do you have money? If you answered yes to all of these questions then by golly you can do it.
2006-08-20 19:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by bec3tiny 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First off stop using words llike "sleep-over" that could help, Second i dated a stripper and the way i got her home with me was i had tickets to a concert and asked her if she wanted to go, just find somthing that intrests them, dont try to pickem both up at the same time, if their friends just sit and chat w/ one and LISTEN you dont have to let it go deep into your head (cuz if you do youll probly wanna shoot yourself) but just enough to repeat $hit back like a trained monkey, this will make her think you actuall care about what shes saying (operative word being think, dont worry, no one actually expects you to) once your in good w/ the one girl, start making some sexual inuendos see if she bites ifso GREAT now start taking them even further see if shes still game if she is start to fool around a little or think of a way to get her where you can, then when you get the opertunity give her the f*cking of a life time (nothing works better then word of mouth) now make sure you call her the next day (for some odd reason this is important to them) and mabey even go out on a nice date w/ her this way sell trust you more and not think your just another scum sucking asshole who wanted a one night stand (dont tell her you really are) soon shell introduce you to her friends when she does make a comment about the other girl you want being hot or very good looking or some bullshit, keep it light and see how they both take it if the opertunity has arrisin before this then same thing, test out the water see if their biting, hell cant hurt right and who knows you might get lucky and their already in a bi relationship toghether and were looking for some cock to add to the mix, either way points to remember are
(1) Women are crazy, dont get into the "i love you" bullshit unless you mean it, this trips some sort of "crazy-kill" switch and will bring apon **** you cant even imagine (ill fax you my ex's court papers)
(2) Always test the waters, if the fish aint biting coming back tomarro and bring new bait
(3) Living vicariosly is fun but it does get to a point when enough is enough, when you meet a girl you can stand to be around for more then five minutes without fazing out and thinking about the latest issue of motor trend, marry her
either way threesomes are great and i hope it works out for u
=)
2006-08-20 20:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
money can buy you a sleep over
the chances of that really happening are slim and none, dont you know most strippers have babies at home that need to go take care of
2006-08-20 19:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by Jessie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have a hot girlfriend who doesn't like to sleep alone. Lots of strippers are bisexual and only look at a man if they're getting paid for it.
2006-08-20 19:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um, nothing a pint of Jack & a couple ruffies a piece couldn't cure...
GET REAL!
2006-08-20 19:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by Wild Rose 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask your dad for a loan so you can have a full body and personality transplant.
2006-08-20 23:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Money and lots of it.
2006-08-20 19:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Shea Butta 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sweat talk, money, and Alcohol i guess if you want a one night stand
PARTY AT your house.
2006-08-20 19:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by carbear22/2 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
MAJOR CREDIT CARD,OPEN BAR
2006-08-20 19:48:26 · answer #9 · answered by pink dolphin 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
YOU PERVE!!!
AND I GOT 2 POINTS FOR JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!!
YAY!
2006-08-20 19:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by Veronica ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋