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Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling
>>in a train.
>> >The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
>> >Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes
>> >out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
>> >perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
>> >apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
>> >anything.
>> >Sonia is thinking:
>> >These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried
>> >to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
>> >Aishwarya is thinking:
>> >Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
>> >slapped.
>> >Bush is thinking:
>> >Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have
>> >thought it was me and slapped me.
>> >Manmohan is thinking:
>> >If this train goes through another
>>tunnel I will make another
>> >kissing sound and slap Bush again

2006-08-20 19:39:04 · 58 answers · asked by Kate Jones 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

58 answers

Way to go, Manmohan!!!

Hooray!!!

;-)

2006-08-27 05:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by Lawrence R 3 · 1 0

I heard it before with George Bush Sr , Bill Clinton, Janet Reno and Pam Anderson.
Bill Clinton gets slapped
George Sr slaps Clinton

2006-08-28 14:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by krayzmom 4 · 0 0

Wow. That's what Bush get after making the United States worer and killing Americans and young adults who are 18 or so around that age.

2006-08-28 06:44:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Groan Funny

2006-08-27 07:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 0 0

Good joke. But Bush will have to take his head out of his @ss before he can kiss anybody.

2006-08-28 08:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I also want to slap Bush

2006-08-27 17:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by Baby_Apocalypse 4 · 0 0

Pretty good for the fact we would all like to slap Bush.

2006-08-20 19:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 2 1

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.

He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.

When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!'

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

2006-08-20 20:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lol...i do not usually jump to conclusions, but lately i jump 100metres to the conclusion that nobody likes Bush down your way ....?

2006-08-28 09:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0 0

the Joke , yes I found it humorous, the response from the crowed , no one is very big on Bush, if you don't like the man, I can appreciate that , but please try to respect the office of the President,

2006-08-28 14:43:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not a bad joke but I kept wondering if I was supposed to know who these people are. Either make them anonymous or use VERY famous people.

2006-08-20 19:44:52 · answer #11 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0 1

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