I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard
on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and
hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of
Khalua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions,
the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
2006-08-18
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