I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard
on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and
hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of
Khalua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions,
the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
2006-08-18 15:05:45 · 28 answers · asked by Huh? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks Daniel.........it's a JOKE, look into it!!! That's why I put it in this category and not Religion.
2006-08-18 15:12:31 · update #1
Raffi:
It's in the jokes and riddles section. It's called HUMOR look into it.
2006-08-26 07:55:20 · update #2
Lots more answers than I thought, thanks y'all........keep smiling, it'll make them wonder what you're up to.
2006-08-26 08:18:49 · update #3
HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA....THANKS
2006-08-26 07:00:38 · answer #1 · answered by flowerspirit2000 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you gain inner peace via changeing the style you think of the bible says to resume your innovations to the be responsive to God (Rom 12:2) and likewise to forged down undesirable innovations (2Cor 10:5) you may administration the style you think of approximately issues with a view to be chuffed. if somebody cuts you off and you think of guy i'm gonna kill that fool motive force you will possibly no longer have inner peace butif you regulate the style you think of and say guy that guy could be in a hurry help him Lord to get the place he desires to be thoroughly. then you certainly will develope such inner peace and exhilaration unspeakable and crammed with glory in basic terms the way the bible says
2016-09-29 10:32:37 · answer #2 · answered by spies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been feeling so stressed and frustrated which I just assumed was because of my family issues and lack of monetary responsibility. Thank you Dr. Phil for showing me the light. I looked around at all my unfinished projects and realized what I had to do.
2006-08-25 06:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by Ashre12 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why, that's my routine every morning! Why should Dr Phil get all the credit!
2006-08-24 05:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Big Blue 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for making me laugh out loud. Keep up the good work.
2006-08-26 12:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by Rayna D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now if only dr phil himself would "finish" those same things, we would have a better show, thus world!
2006-08-26 10:52:43 · answer #6 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but all those pieces consumed made me grow a huge outer piece [ my jiggly ***] and that makes me peaceless.
2006-08-26 12:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! You should try stand up at your local comedy club on open mike night!
2006-08-26 06:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha, perfect. First time Ive heard this.
2006-08-18 15:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OKAY--first of all -- are you still breathing and should I call 911
2006-08-22 08:36:57 · answer #10 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep it up and you'll be as big as Dr. Phil !!
"Why is the rum always GONE?!"
"oh... yeah"
-Captain Jack Sparrow
2006-08-18 15:13:55 · answer #11 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋