Entertainment & Music - 18 August 2006

I am from a town that tends to run off the nightlife, such as clubs, tattoo shops, etc.etc. I have a friend that opened a nightclub but he can't seem to grab the publics attention to come to his club. What would be some good ideas to attract the public to his nightclub.

2006-08-18 15:34:33 · 3 answers · asked by lyn_x_three 2 in Other - Entertainment

just listen to their songs carefully, and tell me. i wanna know if im correct

2006-08-18 15:34:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-18 15:34:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Something so stupid that you look back at it now and ask yourself why. I'm getting that feeling now.

2006-08-18 15:33:50 · 13 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 15:32:45 · 32 answers · asked by bep/mimi fan 2 in Jokes & Riddles

As a kid - 100's and 1000's
NOW - Fresh Chicken and salad

Whats Yours?

2006-08-18 15:32:39 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

First Sign

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."

Second Sign

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"


Third Sign

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of six?'"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."


Fourth Sign

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last.'"

2006-08-18 15:32:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The name of the song that Maco antonio solis sings to his wife??

2006-08-18 15:31:33 · 1 answers · asked by chischistosa 1 in Music

2006-08-18 15:31:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 15:31:03 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am and I am proud to be one. I am 16. I am saving myself untill I get married. What about you? How old are you?

2006-08-18 15:30:48 · 82 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ї or і

2006-08-18 15:30:47 · 13 answers · asked by your a bіtch 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 15:30:26 · 23 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Movies

Who else's birthday is today??

2006-08-18 15:30:20 · 22 answers · asked by (NO) NAME 5 in Polls & Surveys

but i dont wanna go into the dramam club becasue i dont want anyone to think im gay or fruity? shoyuld i go for it or stick with sports?

2006-08-18 15:30:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

She doesn't believe it for a minute, but that night, a few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.

Muttering to herself that she'll try anything to shut that dog up, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon trick might work on him, too, so she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! She got the best sleep she had had in months.

Early the next morning, her husband awakens from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"

2006-08-18 15:30:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was wondering what the song was called that alex and taylor was singing in there car of the season premire of season 3 the other night?

2006-08-18 15:29:43 · 7 answers · asked by levisgirl182003 1 in Television

I haven't used it yet but want to. would like to find people for FREE. there's NO COST??

2006-08-18 15:29:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20157470-5005961,00.html

Thanks,
Nicole Kidman, Michael Douglas, Dennis Hopper, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Danny De Vito, Don Johnson, James Woods, Kelly Preston, Patricia Heaton and William Hurt.

2006-08-18 15:29:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Hint:It's from Taking Back Sunday's Louder Now.
I'l take with me every single luxury when I leave you can count on me for that and nothing more.
P.S.:first correct answer get's 10 points

2006-08-18 15:29:10 · 6 answers · asked by I'll be your distraction 2 in Music

2006-08-18 15:28:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 15:28:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

St. Peter is very busy in Heaven, so he leaves a sign by the Pearly Gates: "For Service Ring Bell."

Away he goes; he barely gets started when BING! the bell rings. He rushes back to the gates, but no one's there.

St. Peter goes back to work when suddenly BING! the bell rings again. He rushes back to the gates, but no one's there. A little annoyed, St. Peter goes back to work.



Suddenly, BING! the bell rings again. St. Peter goes back; again, no one's there, and he's now really, really irritated.


"Okay, that's it," he says. "I'm going to hide and watch to see what's going on." So St. Peter hides, and a moment later, a little old man walks up and rings the bell.

St. Peter jumps out and yells, "Aha! Are you the guy who keeps ringing the bell?"

"Yes, that's me," the little old man says.

"Well, why do you keep ringing the bell and going away?" St. Peter asks.

"They keep resuscitating me."

2006-08-18 15:28:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

because i need that for my ringtone

2006-08-18 15:28:18 · 5 answers · asked by WalkinOnCloud9 1 in Music

2006-08-18 15:28:07 · 16 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

What do you call a black guy who pulls up in a big black cadilac? "Black Power"
What do you call a white guy who pulls up in a big white cadilac? "White Power"
What do call a native american who pulls up in a big brown cadilac? "Grand Theft Auto"

2006-08-18 15:27:22 · 9 answers · asked by ally_oop_64 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Any ghost stories are fine. As long as they're true!

2006-08-18 15:27:07 · 6 answers · asked by trixiepuff05 1 in Polls & Surveys

Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bull s-h-i-t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who s-h-i-t-s on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of s-h-i-t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep s-h-i-t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your two minute management course

2006-08-18 15:25:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

dont worry what you say. I am not the internet police so plz be honest <> { *_* }

2006-08-18 15:25:31 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

That Zinedine Zidane has a nasty temper. He hoped taking up Little League coaching would help him to curb it, but no such luck. When he heard a foul call, he tossed the ball that went offside — and nailed the ______ dead-on.

2006-08-18 15:25:30 · 7 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Television