Cure for Snoring?

Question

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

She doesn't believe it for a minute, but that night, a few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.

Muttering to herself that she'll try anything to shut that dog up, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon trick might work on him, too, so she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! She got the best sleep she had had in months.

Early the next morning, her husband awakens from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"

Answer 1

That was funny, but what in the world is Lizzy talking about???

Answer 2

Ooouu!! LOL. That is hilarious! 10 again!

Thank you for all the laughter.

Answer 3

ok well i couldnt read the extra stuff cause i gtg in 25 sec so im typing fast anyway ........ if ur a person that needs help then u wanna but african or normal guppies if its an animal then its cause hes old

Answer 4

haha that's priceless lol ♥

Answer 5

lol good one

Answer 6

lmao ima blow