Funniest wins!!!
2006-08-18 15:05:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i was a squirrel,i would bite your nuts,lol (just joking)
2006-08-18 15:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by none 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a little smarter, I would be elsewhere instead of competing with everyone else here for your ten points.
2006-08-18 17:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by shortgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning-- no wait, that's if I HAD a hammer... oh darn, well back to square one.
2006-08-18 15:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was you i would giv the 10 points to saipranav
2006-08-18 15:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i was a Virus, I would Destroy your OS:) Have a nice day
2006-08-18 15:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was a security guard I would be sleeping:)
2006-08-18 15:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by t williams 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was a Fly, I would Protest.
2006-08-18 15:24:07 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hammer, I'd hammer in the morning? sorry first thing that popped into my head.
2006-08-18 15:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by julie r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was a litter box I'd be full of crap!
2006-08-18 15:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was a fly i would poo on your lobster roll
or if i was a needle i'd burst your bubble o_0
2006-08-18 15:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋