Entertainment & Music - 17 August 2006

I am trying to get some stage experience so I asked a friend if I could rap at his club. He asked if I rapped "real" raps or Dr. Suess rhymes. Tell me what you think of my lyrics---

I heard he a player
Heard he got game
That a Basketball Jones
Will be his claim to fame.
He got a Wilson Jordan
Got some Nike Air's
Got a cut so close
He must use Nair.
I saw him on the court
Ad he too tough bad
But when it comes to the ladies
He's driving them mad!
It's two points for the dunk one time for the funk.
He put the all in ball and that's no bunk.
He's a player cause he got game.
He's a player. Yeah! He got game.



So that just the beginning of one...but is it cool or is it Dr. Suess?


I submitted this question earlier and got scolded by the "Moral Majority" who hated rap and failed to comment on MY rap!

2006-08-17 17:56:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-17 17:56:08 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Describe it, and tell us what it was supposed to be.

I'll go first: A guy was wearing the front of a tricycle on his front, and two wheels by his hips. He had on a shirt, to which a lot of tampons dipped in red paint were glued.

When I asked him what he was, he told me he was the "Menstrual Cycle." Gross, but very clever.

2006-08-17 17:56:06 · 7 answers · asked by Jimmy 4 in Other - Entertainment

Me and 2 friends, are starting a band. One of my friends has an electric guitar and she's also gonna be the lead singer. My other friend (the guy) has a bass guitar. And ME, I'm SUPPOSE to get drums and learn... and I might sing, too... So.. Look at the title, and PLEASE HELP!

2006-08-17 17:55:40 · 11 answers · asked by Babii Girl 1 in Music

2006-08-17 17:55:30 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

you people are the best...i found out earlier vtonight that my grandson has a hole in his heart and needs surgery this weekend...AND...the mother of an ex-gf died on thursday...thanks to everybody to keeping me sane tonight...

p.s....this question/comment is here cuz you guys have helped me a lot the past few months...

2006-08-17 17:55:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-17 17:54:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Shorter guys with taller girls - does it look strange, do you stare at them?

2006-08-17 17:54:45 · 29 answers · asked by Vickie B 3 in Polls & Surveys

you know what i mean

2006-08-17 17:53:21 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WHO played?
WHERE was it at?
WHEN was the year?
HOW much was the ticket?
WHY did you go?

2006-08-17 17:52:53 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

2006-08-17 17:52:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/my;_ylt=Am4Rh9mfwXG4P8GHCbWPmorzy6IX
I like your work! keep it up...

2006-08-17 17:52:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

does any one else like paris hiltons new song the stars are bling except me i feel like a loser but i like it

2006-08-17 17:51:11 · 13 answers · asked by jenn c 1 in Music

Your probably not gonna get to asnwer the question, but i got a suprise for you!
Press "Alt F4" on your key board

2006-08-17 17:51:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you go to bed on the average?
Or are you like me stay up all hours going to work on 4 hours of sleep. lol Good night people I'm sleepy I have to be at work in 4hrs! (smile).

2006-08-17 17:50:34 · 19 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 17:50:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

do you guys think emma watson is hott because i think she is a hottie does anyone have any pics of her?

2006-08-17 17:48:33 · 9 answers · asked by John H 1 in Celebrities

to eat bacon, eggs, french fries, chicken wings, steak, and other such things on a regular basis.

2006-08-17 17:47:43 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok.. so theres this guy is the restroom.. and he's doing his business when he hears sum1 ask.. "how're u doing".. he feeling awkward...answers "i'm good.. ."...theres a long conversation.. blah blah blah.. and then in the end the other person is like.." hold on i think some psycho in the other stall is talkin to me"... can sum1 please find me this joke online.. i need the full version... i tried searching for it but nothing showed up..thank you!

2006-08-17 17:47:36 · 6 answers · asked by . 3 in Jokes & Riddles

http://static.flickr.com/71/218187770_1798ac22ec.jpg

Proudly screenshotted by yours truly.

Men: don't open unless you're gay. If you open it, and complain, I will assume you are a closet homosexual.

2006-08-17 17:47:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Changed it into 2 of my fave colours, well, I forgot about black but anyway... Just check it out and lemme know!

WOLFIE

2006-08-17 17:46:28 · 12 answers · asked by Wolf 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 17:46:16 · 5 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Music

does anyone know if it is possible to learn guitar, with no training from other people, like reading books and stuff

2006-08-17 17:45:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I saw a giant one on my wall a few minutes ago and it scared the SH*T outta me!!!!!

2006-08-17 17:44:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

his whole shows 'look at me i'm being politically incorrect.' He tries so hard to be like the chappelle show but his sketches are never funny. His jokes blow and evertime i hear dee dee dee i want to kick him in the balls. How is his show the 2nd highest rated on comedy central? theres atleast 5 shows better than it.

2006-08-17 17:43:55 · 6 answers · asked by kevrobs8 2 in Television

Some prude reported me for asking a good question. I want to know who did it.

2006-08-17 17:43:21 · 11 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 17:42:19 · 5 answers · asked by Allison S 1 in Television

I know I do

2006-08-17 17:42:00 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who was the first person to say 'See that Chicken over there.... I'm gunna eat the first thing that drops out of it's butt.....???

2006-08-17 17:41:44 · 20 answers · asked by Squishygirl 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-17 17:41:40 · 16 answers · asked by DeepDimples 1 in Celebrities