Where can i find this joke.... it about this person in the restroom...?

Question

ok.. so theres this guy is the restroom.. and he's doing his business when he hears sum1 ask.. "how're u doing".. he feeling awkward...answers "i'm good.. ."...theres a long conversation.. blah blah blah.. and then in the end the other person is like.." hold on i think some psycho in the other stall is talkin to me"... can sum1 please find me this joke online.. i need the full version... i tried searching for it but nothing showed up..thank you!

Answer 1

Bathroom Conversation-- http://www.jokeseveryday.com/jokes/bathroomconversation.htm

I left Montreal on route 20 heading toward Quebec city, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first toilet stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall: "Hi, how are you doing?"
Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed: "Not bad."
And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"
Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think this was too weird! So I said:
"Well, just like you I am driving east?"
Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say:
"Look, I'll call you right back, there is some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you. Bye!"

I also found a article on that joke that links to a few versions of it.
http://www.cyberjournalist.net/news/003186.php

Answer 2

This guy walks into a public restroom and goes into a stall. He sits down to do his business and a moment later hears someone in the next stall, "Hey, how are you doing?"
"I'm fine he replies." Feeling a little awkward and wondering about this guy who makes conversation with strangers in the men's room.
"What are you doing?" The man in the other stall asks.
"Um, just using the men's room here."
"You think I could come over later?"
The man doesn't know how to reply to this one so he says, "Well, I don't know you really so I don't think that's a good idea."
The man in the other stall says, "Hold on Hunny, this psycho in the other stall keeps talking to me."


Sorry, I don't know where to find it online but it was in either Maxim or FHM magazine.

Answer 3

How do you fit an elephant into a Safe Way plastic bag? You take the "s" out of safe and the "F" out of way..

Answer 4

Who’s On First for the subsequent era George Bush: Condi! superb to be sure you. What’s happening? Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I even have the checklist here pertaining to to the recent chief of China. George: super. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the recent chief of China. George: That’s what i decide to renowned. Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. George: That’s what I’m asking you. who's the recent chief of China? Condi: specific. George: I mean the man’s call. Condi: Hu. George: the guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: the recent chief of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is prime China. George: Now whaddya’ asking me for? Condi: I’m telling you Hu is prime China. George: properly, I’m asking you. who's prime China? Condi: That’s the guy’s call. George: That’s who’s call? Condi: specific. George: Will you or will you no longer tell me the call of the recent chief of China? Condi: specific, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? i assumed he became into in the middle East. Condi: That’s spectacular. George: Then who's in China? Condi: specific, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who's? Condi: specific, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: seem, Condi. i'd desire to renowned the call of the recent chief of China. Get me the Secretary generic of the U.N. on the telephone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thank you. Condi: you like Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don’t desire Kofi. George: No. yet now which you point out it, i ought to apply a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N. Condi: specific, sir. George: no longer Yassir! the guy on the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: and call who? George: who's the guy on the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you reside out of China?! Condi: specific, sir. George: And stay out of the middle East! purely get me the guy on the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: all good! With cream and 2 sugars. Now get on the telephone.

Answer 5

I wish I could help u

Answer 6

I tried.......but I can't find it! Srry!