Has anyone herd any good jokes?

Answer 1

Yes.
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?

Answer 3

Three faggots are riding in a car, but they are not screwing eachother or anything like that, they all have different boyfriends. Anyway, they end up crashing their car and all dying. So the three boyfriends need to figure out what to do with their bodies. The first boyfriend said he wanted to bury the body. The second boyfriend said he wanted to freeze the body. The third boyfriend said he wanted to cremate the body and put it in a bowl of chilli. The other two boyfriends asked the third one "why would you want to put your boyfriend in a bowl of chilli?? Thats so silly!!" the third boyfriend said, "so he can ream my asshole one more time!"

Answer 4

Herd? So you want a joke about cows?

Answer 5

I've never herded jokes but I'm sure cattle or sheep would be willing to help.

Answer 6

Hi, I have put some jokes and other stuff on my personal website. Check it out and give me some Feedback from the Feedback link on my website.

http://www.geocities.com/johncena_yo23/

Answer 7

Click on to my site I have lots! And here's something I hope will bring a smile to your face !!!

http://www.ezprezzo.com/animations/bubblewrap.html
(turn up the volume a tad)

Tickles and giggles...
SmileyCat : )

Answer 8

two lawyers went into a resturant to eat the lunch they brought outside.A waiter said "no eating your own lunch in this resturant." The lawyers looked at each other, and swaped lunches.

Answer 9

No but I'm sure you can find loads on the internet.

Answer 10

Yes. All of them include liberals.