Entertainment & Music - 17 August 2006

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library.

"Yes, ma'am?" the librarian said.

"I have a complaint! I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"Horrible?"

"Yes. The worst I've ever seen!" the blonde exclaimed.

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Are you the one who took our phone book?"

2006-08-17 17:19:06 · 10 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Cigarettes completly. I don't smoke never have. It just seems they won't be allowed to smoke any where soon!

2006-08-17 17:19:01 · 7 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 17:18:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I love Molly she is my fav. I cry when she died.

2006-08-17 17:18:37 · 4 answers · asked by gecko7804 2 in Television

an idiot to do the smart thing
the arrogant to push on and succeed
the rude to say whats right
and
the outcast to be the star

hunnnnnnnn

2006-08-17 17:18:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

A doctor and a lawyer were chatting at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer," and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

2006-08-17 17:17:48 · 7 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-17 17:17:33 · 26 answers · asked by olivia 1 in Music

2006-08-17 17:15:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

In Lord of the Rings:Return of the King Pippin sings a song(i think the song is called twilight and shadows but i'm not sure).

I really like the song but i would really really REALLY like to know the words!
i would also like to know the name
Thanks!

2006-08-17 17:15:03 · 5 answers · asked by MYCHEMICALROMANCE!! 1 in Movies

On a 1-10 what would u rate the movie Titanic....10 being the best be honest i would rate it a 10

2006-08-17 17:14:59 · 22 answers · asked by zacsgrl212 1 in Movies

does anyone know if gerard ways gay i luv that guy their awsome but thats what i heard

2006-08-17 17:14:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-17 17:14:15 · 11 answers · asked by John Scary 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 17:13:48 · 19 answers · asked by Sonny M 3 in Polls & Surveys

If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

2006-08-17 17:13:07 · 12 answers · asked by ◄BamaBoy205► 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 17:12:21 · 4 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Music

2006-08-17 17:12:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do

2006-08-17 17:11:20 · 30 answers · asked by ◄BamaBoy205► 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 17:10:20 · 4 answers · asked by gecko7804 2 in Television

I would like to get a portfolio done and a head shot for me and my son.

2006-08-17 17:10:13 · 2 answers · asked by miss k 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-17 17:09:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-17 17:08:49 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-17 17:08:29 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

which one's better to listen to?

2006-08-17 17:08:22 · 6 answers · asked by g-pro 1 in Music

2006-08-17 17:08:12 · 14 answers · asked by lishlama 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-17 17:08:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

oops sorry about that on my last post...i forgot to give more details...ummm its this one song that they play on the jill fm commercial...its a black man singing it...and its just a short clip in the commercial?

2006-08-17 17:07:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

a family gets lost in a strange world of dinosaurs and aliens

2006-08-17 17:07:39 · 17 answers · asked by ChevyGuy 3 in Television

http://www.candointeractive.com/prototypes/FortuneTeller.htm

2006-08-17 17:07:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-08-17 17:07:26 · 31 answers · asked by silverrose252000 2 in Music

Here is your chance to prove you wore Gabardine, Windsor Knots and had sideburns as well as watched Wheel of Fortune and it was still ok to talk about it?And did yo uhave a poster of farrah Fawcett above your bed?

2006-08-17 17:07:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys