A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library.
"Yes, ma'am?" the librarian said.
"I have a complaint! I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"Horrible?"
"Yes. The worst I've ever seen!" the blonde exclaimed.
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Are you the one who took our phone book?"
2006-08-17 17:19:06 · 10 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahahah!!! That is soooo funny! Thanks, you made my night.
2006-08-17 17:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by otexasgirlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive got a better one, Three ******* are riding in a car, but they are not screwing eachother or anything like that, they all have different boyfriends. Anyway, they end up crashing their car and all dying. So the three boyfriends need to figure out what to do with their bodies. The first boyfriend said he wanted to bury the body. The second boyfriend said he wanted to freeze the body. The third boyfriend said he wanted to cremate the body and put it in a bowl of chilli. The other two boyfriends asked the third one "why would you want to put your boyfriend in a bowl of chilli?? Thats so silly!!" the third boyfriend said, "so he can ream my asshole one more time!"
2006-08-18 01:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice variation on an old joke. You win.
2006-08-18 00:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im surprised....I half expected iamigloo to tell this one....it's funny no matter who told it though!
2006-08-18 00:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by ladystyx1969 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i fell offended, being blonde, but funny anyway!
2006-08-18 00:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly blonde lol mmm but the joneses are looking pretty good right now heh i'll take them to go please lol jk â¥
2006-08-18 00:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... the phone book. hehe
2006-08-18 00:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thnks for d laffs..
2006-08-18 01:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
2006-08-18 00:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sunshine77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid blonde!!
2006-08-18 00:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋