Entertainment & Music - 16 August 2006

beer ,next thing this girl coms up and says your pretty cute for a koala bear,lets go have a good time, koala bear says alright,so they go and do theyre thing and after the girl says thats gonna be 50 bucks ,the koala says for what? she says shes a prostitute,koala says whats that? she looks through the dictionary and it says :prostitute,one who gets paid for sexual favors,koala says well ill be turns to koala bear: one who eats bushes,shoots and leaves..so he got up and walked out:-0

2006-08-16 05:39:48 · 12 answers · asked by chris w 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i ordered a set of practice bagpipes and they came in the mail about 1/2 hour ago how do i assemble the drones?

2006-08-16 05:38:54 · 4 answers · asked by chris d 1 in Music

Or am I just really small...see 360 (Adults Only)

2006-08-16 05:38:27 · 27 answers · asked by Kathy 1 in Polls & Surveys

who's the singer????????????????

Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.

Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...

Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Oooo.

Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, [no], I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...

Oooo, yeah.

What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Oooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.

[She wants you to] Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
[She needs you to] Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me [Don't thank her], you better...

[Hanky panky] Oooh, yeah
[Good spanky] Get the picture?
[Don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and I started to smile,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah.
[Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

2006-08-16 05:38:19 · 2 answers · asked by kaa 2 in Music

my cat had her kitties over the weekend and she has them under the bed and i don't want them there cause the bed is very unstable. (don't ask why) i tried to move them but momma cat moved them back. whats an effective way of getting them out from under the bed with out her putting them back.

2006-08-16 05:37:44 · 6 answers · asked by ~no name~ 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-16 05:37:24 · 3 answers · asked by eternity 3 in Movies

You have the right to remain silent anything that you say as I hold you against me. Will forever be a secret between us two. I've been wanting you but you didn't know it and now that he's gone at last I can show it if your heart is tired for the rest of your life lay your love on me.

2006-08-16 05:37:23 · 3 answers · asked by shirley H 1 in Music

I DONT THINK SHE IS AT ALL shes nice and curvy

2006-08-16 05:36:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-16 05:36:31 · 19 answers · asked by kenneth m 1 in Celebrities

The grills hot come and get it! I'm not responsible for the well done.

2006-08-16 05:36:24 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-16 05:36:10 · 2 answers · asked by Diogo Rafael 1 in Television

Such as Yahoo, Gmail, Msn, Skype.....

2006-08-16 05:35:02 · 18 answers · asked by pranav a 2 in Polls & Surveys

Share your blonde jokes here!


~Why was there a bullet hole in the mirror? becasue a blonde tried to commit suicide
~Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
~Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
~Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
~Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.


PLEASE SHARE MORE JOKES!

2006-08-16 05:34:51 · 29 answers · asked by qwerty 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-16 05:34:02 · 3 answers · asked by el 4 in Polls & Surveys

its true! good questions help, but your avatar pays the bills.

2006-08-16 05:33:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WQhat is your fav rock atrist or band, and what's your fav song by them and Why? Just curiosity, and i wonder if anyone will say my faves...

2006-08-16 05:33:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What if some moron let loose a bunch of venomous snakes on a plane?Did you know that most likely, the snakes would go find a dark, warm place to go and hide? And if a couple did get in the passenger compartment and I was on the plane, I would risk my life to capture the snake and safely contain it and I would ***** slap anyone who tried to kill it, even Samuel L. I'm sorry I just love snakes and I think they have a bad rep. And silly fiction movies like this make it worse.

2006-08-16 05:32:55 · 19 answers · asked by mka1369 2 in Movies

Reading some of your questions and answers and as I read them I have noticed a thumbs down on very good answers people leave. What is the sense of a thumbs down on these people if you don't get points for it anyway? Makes no sense to me as I pick the answer to my questions I think is the right one. What do you feel about this system ? I enjoy reading all the answers , bad or good?

2006-08-16 05:32:38 · 9 answers · asked by ₦âħí»€G 6 in Polls & Surveys

who is he with someone or no one?

2006-08-16 05:32:34 · 7 answers · asked by shantia 1 in Celebrities

Taken from the book "High Fidelity" by Nick Hornby.

Why is it songs make you sad ?

2006-08-16 05:31:50 · 9 answers · asked by ♥The♥ Bearded Cheerleader 3 in Music

If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half an hour, how long would the pills last you?

2006-08-16 05:31:47 · 28 answers · asked by Osh Aka Oisinmagic 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-16 05:31:35 · 14 answers · asked by the_guy_with_the_thing 2 in Polls & Surveys

Jasmine, no mother. Ariel, no mother. Belle, yet again, no mother. What's up with that?!

2006-08-16 05:30:51 · 22 answers · asked by Amy B 1 in Movies

i recently got into death metal. im looking for something in the likes of trivium/avenged sevenfold. something heavy very complex, thrash/death mixed with slightly more melodic, preferably love theme. best suggestion gets 10 points, thank you.

2006-08-16 05:30:48 · 13 answers · asked by SpankmasterFlex 2 in Music

2006-08-16 05:30:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

just to see!

2006-08-16 05:30:19 · 14 answers · asked by Zoey 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine would be Wolverine, b-cuz he's a leader and he has always been my fav since I was a lil kid, I always thought he was cool cuz he was so intimidating and brave so yeah that's why I like Wolverine. All for fun ya'll!!!!!

2006-08-16 05:30:16 · 31 answers · asked by ))-->rOXY 3 in Comics & Animation

which one is it? and why are people more likely to answer your question if you put it under entertainment and music????

2006-08-16 05:29:56 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-16 05:28:51 · 6 answers · asked by MSNA 1 in Celebrities

I grew up listening to Eddie and loved him, however, after listening to Hendricks's library and watching footage of him live, it seems Jimmy was more "one with the music" as if his body was just and extension of the whole note and song...more existential. Not to take anything away from Eddie, but I have to give the nod to Hendricks.

Who do you think?

2006-08-16 05:28:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music