so this koala bear goes into a bar,sits down and says hey bartender gimme a beer ,so the bartender gives him a

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beer ,next thing this girl coms up and says your pretty cute for a koala bear,lets go have a good time, koala bear says alright,so they go and do theyre thing and after the girl says thats gonna be 50 bucks ,the koala says for what? she says shes a prostitute,koala says whats that? she looks through the dictionary and it says :prostitute,one who gets paid for sexual favors,koala says well ill be turns to koala bear: one who eats bushes,shoots and leaves..so he got up and walked out:-0

its kinda korny but its still cute,no?

Answer 1

I wish I was a Carnivorous Living Tree so that ill be able to eat all Cutey Cutey Koalas in the world (Koalas Yum! Yum!). Im gonna eat them like a hungry lion in the wilderness, like a starving crocodile in the swamp, like a flesh-thirsty shark in the deep blue sea. I'll make the cutey cutey Koalas (yum2) scream like a wilderbeast eaten by a lion, like a zebra snatched by the Crocodile, like a human destroyed by a great white shark...Ill feed them like hell! So that there will be no more Koalas anymore on Earth, theyll be Extinct! they'll be gone to nothingness like Atlantis, they'll gonna be untold legends and they will be gone forever and ever! Amen. Victory At last! Eternity I thrust!

Answer 2

You forgot the "shoots" part... the koals shoots something, doesn't he??

I've heard the joke told better before.

Answer 3

guess she shoulda shaved before bear.

Answer 4

LOL ROMAL! (Rollin' on my A** Laughing)

Answer 5

oooh ok corney but i get it at least you tried.

Answer 6

that's funny!!!! it took a while for me to get it but yeah i get it now!!! lol

Answer 7

haha very funny.didnt get it at first.

Answer 8

sorry that is rather corney

Answer 9

wht a p.j. it was..

Answer 10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA