Entertainment & Music - 16 August 2006

2006-08-16 02:03:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-16 02:03:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The re-entry of that revolting little granny faced midget Nicki and her phoney relationship with Pete has really p¡ssed me off. I always thought the bad rap Aisleyne got was unfounded as I've always thought she was alright. She seems like a nice person unlike many of the others who thnk it's ok to b¡tch about her! I don't really see what she has done to them to deserve it

But Nicki's fake tantrum yesterday, Pete's 'strategic' mention of his friend from 'Heaven' saying he'd win and the general comments made by the rest of the 'cast' have really re-affirmed that Aisleyne is OK, and now I feel she should win.

OK, she looked a bit ridiculous at the start and her ghetto act was a bit toe curling, but look how she's changed! she looked really pretty yesterday and was genuinely embarrassed about her audition tape. She's grown and I think she deserves to win.

And it would be one in the eye for Nicki and smug dimwit Pete. My opinion of Pete has gone right down, I really hope he doen't win

2006-08-16 02:02:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

When i was a little girl, i had a little quim.
I used to go to bed at night and stick me fingers in.
But now that I've grown old, my quim has lost its charm.
I still sticks me fingers in , and half me fcukin arm.

When a man grows old and his balls go cold and the end of his nob turns blue, and a young maids hand cant give him a stand well i think he's fcuked dont you?

There was a young woman from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour her jugs were a flower and her F*nny was covered in weeds

2006-08-16 02:02:28 · 11 answers · asked by gorgeoushunk 2 in Polls & Surveys

Close friends get to call him TC ...

To take the question a step further, all the web references and recent Yahoo answers to this question (which I just missed) say "Providing it's with dignity", but this doesn't seem to make sense. Surely, dignity is a quality of the behaviour, speech, etc of you the dignified person, not a quality of the references to/about you made by others. Humility would work, but if you listen that's definitely not the word that's used. OK, it's Top Cat, maybe it doesn't make sense. Or maybe it makes sense but I can't see it - eg is there a US/UK difference in the usage of "dignity"? Or is it possible these aren't the right words? Eg a suggestion I've been given is "Providing it's with b-i-g T". Can anyone source the answer from the original lyrics? Any other comments on this matter of urgent and grave international importance?

2006-08-16 02:00:57 · 6 answers · asked by Sangmo 5 in Comics & Animation

my name is FredFredBurger
F*R*E*D*F*R*E*D*B*U*R*G*E*R

2006-08-16 02:00:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-16 02:00:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-16 01:58:56 · 1 answers · asked by montefalco_arlene 1 in Movies

And how many years have you been at the company you are working at?

2006-08-16 01:58:44 · 19 answers · asked by Steve B 3 in Polls & Surveys

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ***.




Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"




The proctologist called
...they found your head.




Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.




Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date.




Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.




I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.




WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.




Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.




Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"




Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.




Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.




If you can read this..I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.




Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.




Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.




Hang up and drive!!


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!





Welcome to America
...now speak English

2006-08-16 01:58:43 · 25 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm born on the 21st of May (Taurus/Gemini cusp). I've heard conflicting views on the validity of cusps. Some people say cusps don't exist, you are one sign or the other. Others say you are a mix of both signs. Astrology sites I have visited are generally very limited in there sections on cusps and don't give us cuspians much to go on, particularly in regards to love matches. Thanks for the help guys.

2006-08-16 01:58:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-08-16 01:58:13 · 6 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-16 01:58:03 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-16 01:58:00 · 14 answers · asked by maria 1 in Other - Entertainment

Difficulties can be solved.

2006-08-16 01:57:55 · 9 answers · asked by No Saint 4 in Horoscopes

I.e Umberto Tozzi...Lucio Battisti...its my secret shame.Can't get enough of those crazy Italian tunes! Would love to know if anyone else is suffering with me...

2006-08-16 01:57:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-16 01:57:30 · 5 answers · asked by jaydee w 1 in Music

do you have a myspace tell me so i can save you as a friend.

2006-08-16 01:57:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I've been to three.

(The continents are... http://www.enchantedlearning.com/geography/continents/)

2006-08-16 01:57:22 · 15 answers · asked by Steve B 3 in Polls & Surveys

you saw a lady in a freeway don't no what to do of fixing the flat tire and it's raining....would you care to give your assistance?

2006-08-16 01:56:58 · 15 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2 in Polls & Surveys

Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.

He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."

"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."

"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."

"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."

"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."

"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."

"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."

The old woman fainted.

2006-08-16 01:56:51 · 28 answers · asked by gorgeoushunk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I originally thought that maybe he was using wires for the pool one, but where would they attach to? The more i watch that show, the more i'm beginning to think he may have sold his soul to the devil. -laughs-

Just curious if anyone had any educated guesses to how he pulls those off. Thanks for answering guys. :)

2006-08-16 01:55:22 · 3 answers · asked by Jess 3 in Television

2006-08-16 01:55:05 · 10 answers · asked by ashleytisdale&zacefron 2 in Celebrities

For example.. Jay Z and P. Diddy are always licking their lips and i think they have issues.

2006-08-16 01:54:38 · 22 answers · asked by sillybilly 1 in Music

If Bill Gates thought of all of the world except him as losers?

2006-08-16 01:54:33 · 11 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm honestly not a fan of hers, so I would like to hear the opinions of people who ARE fans of Paris Hilton.

2006-08-16 01:54:26 · 18 answers · asked by Victoria 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-16 01:53:28 · 7 answers · asked by Sandra 4 in Polls & Surveys

I run across some that I have no answer for.

2006-08-16 01:52:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who else would could potray don vito corleon from the Godfather.
whoi could play the younger son of the don

2006-08-16 01:52:47 · 6 answers · asked by garnessilva 1 in Movies

2006-08-16 01:51:43 · 55 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys