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When i was a little girl, i had a little quim.
I used to go to bed at night and stick me fingers in.
But now that I've grown old, my quim has lost its charm.
I still sticks me fingers in , and half me fcukin arm.

When a man grows old and his balls go cold and the end of his nob turns blue, and a young maids hand cant give him a stand well i think he's fcuked dont you?

There was a young woman from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour her jugs were a flower and her F*nny was covered in weeds

2006-08-16 02:02:28 · 11 answers · asked by gorgeoushunk 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

awesum 1s!!

2006-08-16 02:07:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-12-17 11:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantelpiece,To see if they'd fall off.

2006-08-16 02:09:30 · answer #3 · answered by Julie 5 · 1 0

That's not funny

2006-08-16 02:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

'gorgeoushunk', you must be perverted and pretty crazy too - whatever your gender is - male, female or neutral!

2006-08-16 02:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sami V 7 · 0 0

i think that they are really gross and inapropriate for this website.....dont like at allllllll

2006-08-16 02:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by volllballgirl 3 · 0 0

Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So get stuck in!

2006-08-16 02:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0 0

those are pretty funny lol

2006-08-16 02:09:30 · answer #8 · answered by beautiful 5 · 0 0

put more fire into your rhymes or put more rhymes into your fire.

2006-08-16 02:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by peaches 3 · 0 0

ya it is.

2006-08-16 02:16:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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