Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ***.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this..I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
2006-08-16 01:58:43 · 25 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones. Got to get some of them printed for my car!
2006-08-16 02:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I only do what the rice krispies tell me to do.
Hang up and drive. Or I'll run you over.
Spongebob for president. He made it to Shell City and back; he could find the WMD.
Help! I am stuck in a bumper sticker factory!
Atheism: You'd better be right.
Why is the rum always gone?
Thanks so much for sharing your musical preferences with the world but turn that crap down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If where you came from is so great, go back and stay.
What the he!! are grits?
What do mother hens tell their chicks in order to get them to try something new? Tastes like humans?
If we were suddenly attacked by aliens, we would realize how we are all of one race; the human one.
ONE LOVE!!!!!!!!
2006-08-18 17:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by GiGi C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satisfaction guaranteed.
My other car is a Rolls Royce.
Caution: Baby inside.
You are following a future President.
Drinking and driving do not go together.
Beware! Hospital is 100 metres away!
Sharp curves ahead!
Remember: someone is waiting for you at home!
2006-08-22 03:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Press 1 for english, press 2 to hang up until you learn to speak english.
2006-08-16 02:13:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha
2006-08-22 03:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by pn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All depends on your point of view, I guess. Some people might say that the President who screwed his intern also screwed his country. And, his wife would like to follow in his footsteps.
2016-03-27 04:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-08-21 13:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Driver carries no cash - He's married.
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot.
Why, yes, I DO own the road.
2006-08-21 18:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by busybody12 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man i talk london very best ... ... be cool
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
2006-08-21 20:14:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones too bad i don't have a car and live in a country where people don't speak english
2006-08-16 02:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Ani♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋