Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.
He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."
"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."
"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."
"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."
"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."
"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."
"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."
"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.
2006-08-16 01:56:51 · 28 answers · asked by gorgeoushunk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao.rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll pmsl how funny yes i reckon so just told me sis who rang me she was laughing so much she had to go.
2006-08-16 02:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by irishdancer_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F U N N Y....
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-08-16 04:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably was a good joke, but telling it here didn't really seem to make it funny for me.
2006-08-16 02:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by scramtoad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was kinda funny!
Poor woman being split in half by four guys, lucky b.itch...=)
2006-08-16 02:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-08-16 02:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decent joke, but not the best by a long shot, my friend.
2006-08-16 02:41:40 · answer #6 · answered by Steven S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmm.Thanks for the points
2006-08-16 04:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a funny joke!
2006-08-16 02:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-16 02:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by ????? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet joke man very good
2006-08-16 02:02:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋