Entertainment & Music - 14 August 2006

whats pink,wrinkled and hangs out your trousers?

2006-08-14 07:08:57 · 22 answers · asked by oh purleeeeze 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Well there was this advertisement in Australia for McDonalds. It had a man looking at a young kid in another car when he was stopped at traffic lights. The kid was pulling faces, so the man pulled up McDonalds chips and teased the kid.

Well, the same thing happened to me, only in reverse. I was looking at some kid in a car, and he pulled up McDonalds chips. He started laughing at me, trying to tease me but I thought nothing of it. The next minute, the lights turn green and his parents speed away. I was lucky enough to have taken off at the same time to see the chips fly all over the kid, and see him start to cry.

Haha... one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

2006-08-14 07:08:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who can guess who my hubby named our son after? His name is "Eric Connor".

2006-08-14 07:08:44 · 14 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-14 07:08:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Make a headcount then wait for the picture to move then count again.
You may have to click the image once or twice to get its right resolution.

illusion pic: http://imagebucks.com/content.php?gid=7408&owner=scropovitch

2006-08-14 07:08:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

what's the name of the song that plays when paris and her boyfriend are about to have sex in the movie house of wax?

2006-08-14 07:08:00 · 1 answers · asked by Tara Elizabeth 1 in Movies

Whatever I think is the funniest gets 10 points!

2006-08-14 07:08:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

whats long,thin,covered in skin,red in parts and goes in tarts?

2006-08-14 07:07:50 · 12 answers · asked by oh purleeeeze 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Here's one I liked alot:
"Did you hear that Xerox and Wurlitzer are merging?"

They're going to make 'reproductive organs' :-)

2006-08-14 07:06:57 · 17 answers · asked by JeffyB 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I am going to get some, anyone one else ????

2006-08-14 07:06:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This does not include jobs - like "I would work for X number of days for a company...". This is just one solitary thing you would do.

2006-08-14 07:06:09 · 18 answers · asked by Ann 4 in Polls & Surveys

I saw it at school; I thought it was very moving and it shows how racist and violent people can be just because of stereotyping.

2006-08-14 07:05:48 · 16 answers · asked by nobodyd 7 in Movies

Can the characters be anymore lame?...I mean come on...

Wasn't the first episode funny when they had to save the little girl who was lost and most of the superhero's went right past the girl, I was laughing hard at that.

2006-08-14 07:05:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

...wondering if anyone else remembered more about it. I believe also the puppets were in a Genesis video. It was something like Ronald Reagan dreaming about running around in a superman costume. Can anyone help me with some more details?

2006-08-14 07:04:08 · 5 answers · asked by bc_munkee 5 in Television

2006-08-14 07:04:00 · 79 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've read players win money, how much? I'm not talking about the winner--all of the voted off guest.

2006-08-14 07:03:19 · 3 answers · asked by nici a 2 in Television

I went on a summer long vacation and missed miley cyru on reigis and kelly! plz fill me in! I want 2 know if she was good bad good outfit? PLZ!!

2006-08-14 07:02:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

like every one i noe thinks i look like miley cyrus from hannah montana and i put my picz on google and ppl think im miley cyrus and there putin my pic on like myspace and xanga andwen i go to stored ppl think im miley cyrus.wit my glasses i look like her but wen i take them off i dont look like her as much.do u think i should be worring bout this.i kinda get tired of ppl thinkin im miley cyrus.and my name is miley banks.

always,
miley

2006-08-14 07:02:32 · 21 answers · asked by lil miss lonely 2 in Celebrities

i think today is when they are suppose to meet....

2006-08-14 07:02:29 · 4 answers · asked by Lipstick 4 in Television

Do you find that you have more respect for the guy picking up your trash or people who do other "dirty" but necessary jobs?

2006-08-14 07:02:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-14 07:02:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 07:01:40 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

classics only please

2006-08-14 07:01:34 · 5 answers · asked by Chris S 1 in Music

Leg's,butt,breast ext................

2006-08-14 07:00:29 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

just out of intrest,you understand.

2006-08-14 07:00:29 · 24 answers · asked by spongebob 1 in Other - Entertainment

Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 ??

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,

"What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

"Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.

"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."



He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,

"Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.

One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."



He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and

TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,



"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied,

"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

2006-08-14 07:00:26 · 13 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 06:59:37 · 21 answers · asked by Adham 1910 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please visit this site and vote: http://www.misterpoll.com/2081802707.html

Also, random other suggestions are welcome! Thank you!

2006-08-14 06:59:28 · 17 answers · asked by Christine T 2 in Music

I'm goin down the shore on Saturday for a week and I'm not sure what else to pack. Here's my list so far:

razor blades (disposable ones)
shaving cream
shampoo/conditioner
towels (2)
bathing suit
flip flops (2)
skirts (2)
shorts (2)
jeans (1)
body wash/face wash
sun screen
bug spray

and dont worry i got the corona and the cuervo already covered ;^)

2006-08-14 06:59:25 · 6 answers · asked by Hypnotiq 3 in Polls & Surveys

Woody Allen - Allen Konigsberg
Jennifer Aniston - Jennifer Anastassakis
Fred Astaire - Frederick Austerlitz
Lauren Bacall - Betty Joan Perske
Antonio Banderas - José Antonio Dominguez Band
Jack Benny - Benjamin Kubelsky
Milton Berle - Milton Berlinger
Jack Black - Thomas Black, Jr.
David Bowie - David Robert Jones
George Burns - Nathan Birnbaum
Cher - Cherilyn Sarkisian
Joan Crawford - Lucille Le Sueur
Tom Cruise - Thomas Mapother IV

Find that interesting? Stay tuned for Part 2
SmileyCat : )

2006-08-14 06:58:59 · 21 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Other - Entertainment