Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 ??
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.
One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
2006-08-14 07:00:26 · 13 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To "{Lizzy Bee" , you reported me?...for what? You got to be kidding me! First of all, how old are you? Life is too short girlygirl. Don’t take anything personally….geez… enjoy it instead!!!!! I guess you’ve lost your sense of humor! Goodluck with that girlygirl! It's a JOKE!!!!Grow up!
2006-08-14 07:26:42 · update #1
great joke brought a smile to me
2006-08-14 07:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hecky Naw Man
2006-08-14 14:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Loving*Steph♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...LOL!
BTW, whats there to report in this joke Lizzy Bee...guess you've lost ur sense of humor and if you don't find it amusing, well take a hike!
2006-08-14 16:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To Lizzy bee;In case you didn't notice,you're in the "jokes and riddles" category.What you read above is clearly a joke.All jokes can not be questions.This isn't JEOPARDY.
2006-08-14 14:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
I bought two so I could be one jump ahead.
I saw some with ink in the end. If you can't come, send a letter.
Then there's those with five teats. Fits like a glove.
I went to buy some. I said to the girl. "Three condoms please, Miss."
"Don't 'Miss' me." She said
"Well make it four then!"
2006-08-14 14:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. Don't pay attention to Lizzy!
2006-08-17 22:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor man. LOL.
Have a really nice evening!
2006-08-16 23:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah i heard this before but it still brought a smile to my face â¥
2006-08-14 16:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-08-14 14:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by Cassie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-08-14 14:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋