If I peed outside your house what would you do?

Answer 1

invite u in for fun and games

Answer 2

I wouldn't mind if you peed outside of my house, I might make a shrine on the spot you peed...

Answer 3

I would wait until you were done and then hurry and plant a sunflower so it would grow to be big and strong and yellow! Then I would invite you over every week to pee on it some more but you would have to be careful when it got big or it might make your woo-woo smell like a flower! But its better to be pissed off than pissed on unless you are a sunflower......or you like it!

Answer 4

I would have a panic attack and go to the phone to call 911, then I would go dump bleach where the urination took place, then burn the area where the urinating took place and then mark the area with a red x so I never go there again.

Answer 5

Invite you inside for some refreshment until you have to pee again, then let you go back outside to do your business again. This could go on for several hours.

Answer 6

Nothing. It's outside. But you don't want to know what would i do if it's inside.

Answer 7

that would be kinda gross


right when my family first moved into this house my new nextdoor neighbor came and pooped in our yard-- if he couldn't make it to his yard, thats really sad cuz his property was like 5 feet from where he was standing

it was really gross!

Answer 8

Let my Huskey out and give him the kill command. No I wouldn't care really just as long as you stayed away from my plants.

Answer 9

Throw you a roll of TP, then call the police

Answer 10

Have you arrested for public indecency. Just kidding. I probably wouldn't even notice you there.

Answer 11

I would throw a rock at you and call the police for public indecentcy.