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just out of intrest,you understand.

2006-08-14 07:00:29 · 24 answers · asked by spongebob 1 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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"Hey, lady, you got a burger to go with that shake?"
Followed by...."Shake it, but don't break it, it's already cracked."

2006-08-14 07:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

I dont know about cheesey but the worst chat up line I'ver ever had was when a bloke approached me when I was smoking and he said ''You know smokings really bad for you, you'll have lungs full of tar...Seen as you seem such a nice girl lean in for a kiss and I'll stick my tongue right down to try and lick the tar off''...UUUURRRGGGG!!!Needless to say I made my excuses and left!!

2006-08-14 08:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by sianmog 2 · 0 0

The one my hubby used on me before we agreed to see each other again, the good thing is it worked and we've been happily married for 26 years, here we go, would you mind if I was to be so bold as to ask, could I see you again?

2006-08-14 07:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by happy 2 · 0 0

you must be tired... you have been running around in my mind all day

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

does your father make crystal... because you are fine

do you have hispanic in you... would you like some

the list can go on but these are by far the lamest...

2006-08-14 07:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tra_Cee78 2 · 0 0

I have never seen a girl like you before

2006-08-14 07:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've lost my number can I have yours....Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?...Get your coat you've pulled....

and many more lol, all terrible.

2006-08-14 07:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0 0

"Wouldn't it be nice if my kids' mother happen to be YOU".

Does that corny chat-up line do any trick ??? I'd have thought so, after all, Austin Powers has had many success ;)

2006-08-14 07:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by j4mes_bond25 2 · 0 0

i want you to have my babies! really really funny and pathetic and i thought it was meant to be women that rushed men into things?! lol and no he never got so much as a kiss never mind me becoming the mother of his children lol

2006-08-14 07:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll be your Fred Flintstone, cos I can really make your Bedrock

2006-08-14 07:22:18 · answer #9 · answered by Dawn 4 · 1 0

get ya coat uve pulled, how cheesy is that, just say u wanna bend me over an **** me hard, thats easier lol

2006-08-15 05:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by its me 2 · 0 0

i thought 2 stars had vanished from the sky but they must have gone into your eyes.

2006-08-14 07:07:04 · answer #11 · answered by ryan p 1 · 0 0

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