Entertainment & Music - 14 August 2006

on the show?

2006-08-14 11:31:44 · 13 answers · asked by ~RockandRollChica~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

2006-08-14 11:31:05 · 20 answers · asked by mka1369 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 11:31:02 · 10 answers · asked by Who's Barry Badarnath? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 11:31:02 · 4 answers · asked by CHUCKY'S FIREFIGHTER FRIEND 1 in Polls & Surveys

Arghhhhhhh Don't you just hate wasting 4.00 to rent a DVD only to find out it's a really trash movie?
And then another 1.00 wasted on a blank DVD that you waste 12 minutes of your time copying it?

2006-08-14 11:30:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

what is Ringo Starr's real real name...? (its not Starkey)
what is his b-day?
why is his name Ringo?
who did he marry?
who gave him the name Ringo?

2006-08-14 11:30:53 · 11 answers · asked by [Teddy♥Bear] 2 in Polls & Surveys

I reacently saw this movie is it really that great of a move, or just good for its time, if it is that good what am i missing?

2006-08-14 11:30:33 · 8 answers · asked by stocketrader24 3 in Movies

I think that i read somewhere that the 1st one is Hotel California by Eagle

2006-08-14 11:30:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-14 11:30:17 · 12 answers · asked by bluemonkey_3190 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-14 11:29:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i luv them!! i hope they stick around cause they r hott! who's ur fav singer in the group?

2006-08-14 11:29:23 · 13 answers · asked by [dANiiE♥♫]™ 5 in Music

she was in my 7th grade homeroom! we talked everyday! i didnt even know she acted until she moved to cali to start a career! :]

she might come down to visit soon! :]]]

2006-08-14 11:29:18 · 9 answers · asked by Shelby™ 2 in Celebrities

fortunately you get to pick who you're stuck in the cell with for your life sentence who do you pick.
Every Friday you get your favorite meal what meal do you pick to eat for the rest of your life what meal do you pick

2006-08-14 11:28:26 · 34 answers · asked by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 in Polls & Surveys

Should I walk by you again?????

heehee!

2006-08-14 11:27:05 · 27 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and A B C's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.

Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time......

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.

Goodbye Papa its hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

2006-08-14 11:26:58 · 17 answers · asked by john s 3 in Music

2006-08-14 11:24:54 · 24 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

Could you share them with me? 'cause security took my batteries away from me before entering the concert

2006-08-14 11:24:51 · 1 answers · asked by Roberto 2 in Other - Entertainment

why do people answer a question when they have nothign to say about the question? oh gee 2 points... woopeedoo.

2006-08-14 11:24:47 · 8 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Movies

i know u all seen it! even if u hate them just answer it! just as long as you have seen it!


remember CA's video "dirrty" had warnings of parental approval and BS video was just shocking! wats a worst video to show that you have grown up?

2006-08-14 11:24:26 · 7 answers · asked by Madison 2 in Music

And why does she keep winning everything? Enough already - she needs to go!

2006-08-14 11:24:10 · 15 answers · asked by Ann 4 in Television

Gosh this is fun!

Name the Artist and Song title from these 70's Hits.

1. "...like where you go, and who you've been with, and what you've done."

2. "My eyes are not blue. But mine won't leave you."

3. "...on the wings of love into the night. And cast out our fortunes..."

4. "I'll ride this thumb 'till I see her again. I'm just ridin'....

5. "...gently rising with the sun. She gives me cause to face the day. And brings me joy when day is done."

Have fun! Thanks for playing. Gotta run!

2006-08-14 11:24:07 · 4 answers · asked by r0cky74 4 in Music

i like peaches better

2006-08-14 11:24:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-14 11:23:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i don't want a triangle or messanger bag HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!

2006-08-14 11:22:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hate it when people don't signal before turning!!!!

2006-08-14 11:22:51 · 19 answers · asked by mountaingirl88 3 in Polls & Surveys

arent they thats nasty!

2006-08-14 11:22:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-14 11:22:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cuz when there in a concert shes not there

2006-08-14 11:21:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-14 11:21:48 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Then years later, he sees her with a child who looks like him!

2006-08-14 11:21:34 · 4 answers · asked by ambay 3 in Music