Entertainment & Music - 12 August 2006

Subject: The Old Farmer

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he approached closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral:
Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.

2006-08-12 00:43:16 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-08-12 00:42:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-08-12 00:41:54 · 11 answers · asked by lollipop 2 in Music

2006-08-12 00:40:41 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2006-08-12 00:39:45 · 12 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 00:39:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I TRANSLADED THE TEXT FROM POLISH INTO ENGLISH. PLEASE CHECK IT AND TELL ME IF IT'S Good.thanks

Zamość gmina which is situated in the southern part of the Lubelskie orovince surrounds the city of the same name. It's one of the biggest gminas in the province and biggest one in terms of the number of inhabitants (20 800 inhabitants). Zamość consists of 35 village council offices.
Although Zamość gmina and the city are not administratively united and only the Commune Office is in the centre of the city, the relationship between those two self-government units is constantly being developed. Places in Zamość gmina which are adjacent to the city limits are attractive to the people who want to build their own houses, run their own business activities and to the investors

2006-08-12 00:38:57 · 6 answers · asked by AsMa 1 in Other - Entertainment

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2006-08-12 00:38:50 · 14 answers · asked by Evil Crow 1 in Music

2006-08-12 00:37:34 · 10 answers · asked by actor_girl_1986 3 in Music

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2006-08-12 00:36:20 · 1 answers · asked by daniel 2 in Music

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2006-08-12 00:36:14 · 17 answers · asked by Miss D 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 00:35:35 · 2 answers · asked by why me 2 in Celebrities

which do you prefer? personally, i love A Walk To Remember and The Lake House. The Notebook movie killed the book, A Walk To Remember stayed true to the book as much as possible and The Lake House at times confusing yet a mentally and emotionally exhausting movie.

2006-08-12 00:34:39 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Movies

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2006-08-12 00:33:12 · 3 answers · asked by why me 2 in Music

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2006-08-12 00:32:36 · 3 answers · asked by Velvet Tears 1 in Movies

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2006-08-12 00:31:32 · 7 answers · asked by Amethyst 1 in Celebrities

I need ideas for renting movies:
these are some of my favorites of all time:

Fight Club
Kids
Natural Born Killers
Pulp Fiction
Basketball Diaries
LOTR
Star Wars
Freeway
Menace II Society
Boogie Nights
Godfather
First Time Felon

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2006-08-12 00:29:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-12 00:28:08 · 6 answers · asked by pinkestprincess1982 2 in Music

2006-08-12 00:27:41 · 13 answers · asked by slo-mo accident 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-12 00:25:30 · 14 answers · asked by delmore 2 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-08-12 00:25:19 · 5 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 00:25:19 · 14 answers · asked by Issues of Mass Distruction ! 1 in Movies

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2006-08-12 00:25:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really want one. So how much is an average PS3?

2006-08-12 00:24:00 · 7 answers · asked by Issues of Mass Distruction ! 1 in Other - Entertainment

I got 100 of his movies on VHS, half of them are from the 1930s. Even got "Pals In The Saddle" its the 1st Homosexual Cowboy movie. And you thought it was I Broke His Back Mounting.

2006-08-12 00:22:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-12 00:21:52 · 6 answers · asked by jixiang 2 in Music

2006-08-12 00:21:27 · 3 answers · asked by slo-mo accident 2 in Celebrities