I'm the leader of the Horde of Rabid Penguins known as the Molting Bodom Deathsquad #666 and I'm taking over the world by first infiltrating the internet through yahoo answers. How do I go about promoting myself without being a spamming moron or a jackass like Edna?
2006-08-12 00:42:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you can ask some other yahoo answer users to put info about you in their questions they ask and also to put a link to your answers and question page.
If you wanted me to put links to your question and answers page in some of my questions i might. anything to help the penguins...and yeah just don't become like edna. Good Luck!
2006-08-12 15:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People
2016-03-26 22:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations...your mission has succeeded. All you needed to do is make contact with River, and your troubles are over. I have now put you on the map. You will appear everywhere. Your name will be a household word; and the masses will bow down before you in complete awe and respect. All I ask is that you acknowledge you waded through River's waters to get there.
2006-08-12 00:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First start by eating lots of organic fish everyday.
Next, always keep praying to the Mighty Penguin God
Stay away from any kind of netting
And smile a lot.
2006-08-12 00:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by KingCucamonga 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're doing a great job.For example I plan on talking about you later today to several people I know who use Yahoo!Answers. Keep up the good work.
2006-08-12 00:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Windseeker_1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By answerin everybody's questions and getting the highest amount of points i guess.
2006-08-12 00:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send us all some free Penguin Milk! ( or biscuits will do)
2006-08-12 00:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm
just do something to someone famous
like this guy who pulled his trousers down and jumped around in front of the Queen shouting 'WAHEY'
thatll get you in the papers!
2006-08-12 00:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by James 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep asking stupid questions that'll get ya talked about
2006-08-12 00:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could choose my answer as best and then you'd have me to help promote your name.
2006-08-12 00:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by kindofkitty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋