The Old Farmer ???

Question

Subject: The Old Farmer

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he approached closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral:
Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.

Answer 1

HA HA HA HA----I LOVE IT !!! LMAO thats cute-and the moral is right on the mark!!
have a great day !!

Answer 2

Hahahahaha.....thats really good one.....

here is one for you...........have fun

Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.
The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses. He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both feeling great.

A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they find the mailman dead on the doorstep.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Whoa! I rate you 10/10

Answer 5

Hah! Funny!

Answer 6

Right on for the old guy..
They can't keep him down.

Answer 7

LOL.LOL. This is a great joke. LOL.
Thank you for the laughs.

Have a great day!

Answer 8

tee hee hee
serves them right for trespassing

Answer 9

Great!

Answer 10

nice one