Then take a half step away from the person next to you while giving him or, preferably, her a glaring look? Try it. What a way to make new friends.
2006-08-12 00:39:45 · 12 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"That was YOU? Well I never...."
"Oh you are just the man to make the ladies swoon.......my goodness, such a crowd pleaser you are. The aroma so delicate to the ladies nose, the fallen bodies sure to make a soft landing as I swoon. OOPS, I swooned right in your airspace."
2006-08-12 02:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dave you know very well that was you who farted...we were the only two on the elevator and you let one loose that would gag a maggot. When a group of people got on the elevator at the 10th floor, you blamed it on me...."Honey, maybe you should have skipped the cabbage at dinner". You even put your arm around me and give me a little hug. You are such a dog. I don't know why I put up with your a*s.
2006-08-12 02:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.. I did. I was alone in the life and I suddenly had a bad tummyache. From the 13th floor down to the 1st floor I kept farting.
Once the door opens, I ran out as fast as I could. Cuz I believe the life now smells like a sh!t hole!
2006-08-12 01:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
inspite of the undeniable fact that it has in no way handed off to me, i comprehend it would be particularly uncomfortable. inspite of the undeniable fact that it does no longer be honest to declare how undesirable it substitute into, I guess the wrongdoer is feeling 10x worse than you!
2016-11-04 10:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wherever I go...
It's one of my great joys!
(I tend to fart in lifts as opposed to elevators though, being a Brit dontcha know...)
2006-08-12 04:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by CC...x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's happened to me more than once.
2006-08-12 00:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll try that next time.
2006-08-12 00:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, KINGS...you're it!
2006-08-12 00:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO. YUCK.
2006-08-12 00:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was you?!!!
Punk!
2006-08-12 00:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by itsmeee2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋