Entertainment & Music - 12 August 2006

2006-08-12 03:04:54 · 20 answers · asked by 11 1 in Jokes & Riddles

spotted a large beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00!
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it
says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
"that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband Alex, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "

2006-08-12 03:04:27 · 11 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Did you just lick your lips after I said that? Usually when someone talks about lips or something, the first thing I do is lick them... It's an impulse that me and my friends were talking about... I think it happens to a lot of people.....

2006-08-12 03:03:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 03:02:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 03:01:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

CSI and Law And Order is great. Is this weird?

2006-08-12 03:00:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

don't post if you don't know!!

2006-08-12 02:59:52 · 5 answers · asked by Kurisutaru 2 in Comics & Animation

COIE made me quit mainstream comics after 20 years as a fan. Marv Wolfman is a hack. DC continuity is still screwed.

2006-08-12 02:59:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-12 02:58:51 · 45 answers · asked by mish_is.cool 1 in Polls & Surveys

Hmm, this is my personal website and i did all the stuffs by myself. Gimme some comments and remarks, what else should i add in, and stuffs like that, yea? And remember to tag on the tagboard on the left!! Thanks, folks

It's www.freewebz.com slash joennn < I type it all out 'cause just now they change my website to question marks >

2006-08-12 02:58:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-12 02:56:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what's a good movie to give a ten yer old boy?

2006-08-12 02:56:45 · 15 answers · asked by DollarBills 2 in Movies

2006-08-12 02:56:05 · 21 answers · asked by lalala 4 in Television

well?

2006-08-12 02:55:09 · 9 answers · asked by amrcktboy 2 in Music

2006-08-12 02:55:07 · 17 answers · asked by youngbp2006 1 in Polls & Surveys

She has talent. Why cant she sing w/ clothes on??

2006-08-12 02:54:55 · 9 answers · asked by Naomi 4 in Music

first person to guess it right ten points and the feeling of winning WHOO HOO! REMEMBER both genre and band!

2006-08-12 02:54:46 · 9 answers · asked by dddddddddddd 2 in Music

i am the bad one, distant and cruel one. i am the dream that keeps you runnin down in distraction, violent reaction scars of my actions wach me runnin out, hell doesnt want them hell doesnt need them hell doesnt love them.... name of the song and artist plzz?

2006-08-12 02:54:34 · 3 answers · asked by imalickyouallover69 5 in Music

thin k she should have liittle petes

2006-08-12 02:54:06 · 16 answers · asked by niecy 1 in Television

do you know her email address !

2006-08-12 02:51:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Why not Margaret, or Cecilia? Better yet, Val. Val the Vampire Slayer.. yeah, nice ring to it.

2006-08-12 02:51:20 · 17 answers · asked by k² 6 in Television

2006-08-12 02:50:52 · 17 answers · asked by 1angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

( i was walking with my feet 10 feet off of beal? )

2006-08-12 02:49:52 · 6 answers · asked by poppysgirl70 2 in Music

does any one like the song Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood???!!!i do.

2006-08-12 02:49:48 · 5 answers · asked by Katelyn 1 in Music

2006-08-12 02:48:46 · 9 answers · asked by prettyboy 1 in Music

2006-08-12 02:48:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. he breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. while hes in there the husband tells his wife:
"listen this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
he probably spent alot of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman in years. i saw how he kissed your neck". if he wants sex dont resist, dont complain, do whatever he tells you"!
satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. this guy is probably very dangerous and if he gets angry he'll kill us, be strong honey, i love you"!
To which the wife responds:
He wasnt kissing my neck. he was wispering in my ear. he told me he was gay, and asked me if we had any vaseline. i told him it was in the bathroom. be strong honey i love you too"!!

2006-08-12 02:47:36 · 25 answers · asked by chipz and gravy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 02:46:56 · 19 answers · asked by youngbp2006 1 in Polls & Surveys

ok, the best answer will get 10 points ok heres the part of the song ill give you

So what you see is only half the story,
There's another side of me.

you need to give the singers name too plz

2006-08-12 02:46:41 · 8 answers · asked by zb 1 in Music

2006-08-12 02:44:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies