A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. he breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. while hes in there the husband tells his wife:
"listen this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
he probably spent alot of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman in years. i saw how he kissed your neck". if he wants sex dont resist, dont complain, do whatever he tells you"!
satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. this guy is probably very dangerous and if he gets angry he'll kill us, be strong honey, i love you"!
To which the wife responds:
He wasnt kissing my neck. he was wispering in my ear. he told me he was gay, and asked me if we had any vaseline. i told him it was in the bathroom. be strong honey i love you too"!!
2006-08-12 02:47:36 · 25 answers · asked by chipz and gravy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its really funny... but heard before..... still good.........lol
here is one for you.....have fun
Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.
The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses. He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both feeling great.
A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they find the mailman dead on the doorstep.
2006-08-12 02:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes - you've made me laugh out loud and I'm supposed to be such a miserable old got too! Nice one, Squirrel ! (even if it proves that the old ones are the best !)
2006-08-12 03:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but quite dated
2006-08-12 02:53:15 · answer #3 · answered by jack 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old but Good
2006-08-12 02:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one like 500 times, typical of men to be stupid like that lol
2006-08-12 03:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,thanks.
2006-08-12 02:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! Yes thats funny!
2006-08-13 02:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by homiepr8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-12 03:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by PatsyBoy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cool!20/15
2006-08-12 03:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by נessιcα. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard jokes that were funnier, but hey, you made me smile anyway.
2006-08-12 02:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋