Entertainment & Music - 12 August 2006

Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.

"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"

"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."

2006-08-12 21:01:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I absolutely ADORE indie movies like "Fight Club", "Garden State", "Napoleon Dynamite". Do you have any suggestions of movies that fit my individual taste? Thanks a buttload! =)

2006-08-12 21:00:59 · 1 answers · asked by Dolly 4 in Movies

I'm a penguin and I'm looking for other birds online.

2006-08-12 21:00:13 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 21:00:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-12 20:56:56 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

a great movie with a great twist
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230600/

2006-08-12 20:56:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-12 20:56:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well, What??????

2006-08-12 20:55:14 · 16 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 20:54:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

In reponse to the last blog that was supposedly "resolved", everyone is trying to reach this middle ground in beauty. Some of the most beautiful women in the world I would have to say are brazillians. Soooo, in a very last response to all white women want to look like the claudia schiffer's, etc.., all latin women want to look like JLO, etc.., all asians want to look like Lucy Liu, etc... while black women all want to look white, we all have characteristics to contribute, unfortunately brazillian women harbor an explosive combination of the middle ground. You can not put black women down any more then any one else for altering their attributes. Have you not heard about young asian girls lifting and slimming their nose, narrowing their face, and sucking fat from the top of their eyelids for a wider look to look more westernized??? Every race has physical attributes to contribute, so take your pick when you talk with your surgeon, we all look good in the end.

2006-08-12 20:53:27 · 7 answers · asked by BT 2 in Celebrities

my sister keeps asking about this song so said i would check up about it on the internet.just looking for a name or something. the chorus goes I'm a blue toothbrush you're a pink toothbrush have we met somewhere before? ....any ideas

2006-08-12 20:53:18 · 11 answers · asked by missy herself 2 in Music

Midlife is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired moustache.

In midlife women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.

Midlife is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.

Midlife is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is now the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.

Midlife is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, the Roman empire fell and those will too."

Midlife brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones.

Midlife is when you look at your-know-it-all, beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch marks?"

In midlife your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can retain is water.

Midlife means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand McNally - more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin.

Midlife means that you become more reflective... You start pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy
Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?

But midlife also brings with it an appreciation for what is important. We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would any of you trade the knowledge that you have now for the body you had way back when?

2006-08-12 20:52:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for example hide and seek, freeze tag...

2006-08-12 20:52:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has any1 ever been to the devil's play ground in Georgia Called Corpsewood?

If so tell us wat u thought and saw?

2006-08-12 20:52:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-12 20:52:09 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Entertainment

There was this thing on the radio about it so I just thought I would, ask what are your views on it. Is it ok, is it wrong, or what do you think?

2006-08-12 20:51:27 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Single Cutie♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Amy, a blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn so you know which one it is. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

She says OK, and the rancher leaves for the fields.

A few hours later, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door, and Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one: right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think was just another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she says pointing. "By the nail over its stall"

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

"Well," she says as she turns to walk away, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

2006-08-12 20:50:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 20:49:57 · 11 answers · asked by bep/mimi fan 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-12 20:49:49 · 27 answers · asked by fhqwhgads_sibbie 1 in Movies

After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush allows the kids to ask a few questions.

One little boy, Billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and asks, "How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N.?"

Just as Bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they'll continue afterward.

Half an hour later the kids come back inside.

"Where were we?" says Dubya. "Oh, yes: does anyone want to ask me anything?"

A different boy raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:

First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.?

Second, Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And third, where the hell is Billy?"

2006-08-12 20:48:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

even if it's a real funny thing happened to u...

2006-08-12 20:48:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

She seems hyper-sensitive when lesbian issues are brought up on her show.

2006-08-12 20:46:32 · 3 answers · asked by Warren B 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-12 20:45:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-12 20:45:04 · 1 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

no blonde jokes please. anything else goes

2006-08-12 20:44:53 · 14 answers · asked by hey_finny 3 in Jokes & Riddles

(let's see if I get a violation-to-go!)

2006-08-12 20:44:53 · 37 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

Virtual Reality
Work Party
Tax Return
Pretty Ugly
Alone Together
Living Dead
Same Difference
Peace Force
awfully good
blind eye
birth control
Doing Nothing
Floating to the bottom

2006-08-12 20:44:34 · 7 answers · asked by KITKAT 3 in Jokes & Riddles

can anyone pleaes tell me very spooky fake or true storys?

2006-08-12 20:43:25 · 6 answers · asked by ElEgAnTFiShIe 1 in Other - Entertainment

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

2006-08-12 20:42:04 · 26 answers · asked by SeahawkMan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Eg: Pink Stupid girls

2006-08-12 20:41:55 · 6 answers · asked by roxi_biloxi 3 in Music