Blondes Ain't Always Entirely Dumb?

Question

Amy, a blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn so you know which one it is. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

She says OK, and the rancher leaves for the fields.

A few hours later, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door, and Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one: right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think was just another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she says pointing. "By the nail over its stall"

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

"Well," she says as she turns to walk away, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

Answer 1

Noo! LOL. I didn't expect that! LOL.
A great one!

Have a good Sunday!

Answer 2

Here's another one about a blonde.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke!

Answer 3

ok i liked it hahahahaha

Answer 4

Ummmmmmm...... I dont get it

Answer 5

lmao!hmm..lol

Answer 6

ROFLMAO!!! Good one!

Answer 7

thanks for the laugh that was a good one :)

Answer 8

okay.....