http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
Virtual Reality
Work Party
Tax Return
Pretty Ugly
Alone Together
Living Dead
Same Difference
Peace Force
awfully good
blind eye
birth control
Doing Nothing
Floating to the bottom
2006-08-12 20:44:34 · 7 answers · asked by KITKAT 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
add some that are not there it could be funny
2006-08-12 20:45:00 · update #1
A dark star in a bright night doing nothing in the sky. The only choice the old boy has, is reach it somehow with random logic. This is rarely done but he prays to a wicked good telling oppen secrets, he finished the night doing nothing.
A.S. 2006
Oxymorons are really cool =) hope you enjoy the sentence!
2006-08-12 21:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by 8Vendetta8 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Military Intelligence
Genuine Replica
Fighting for Peace
Plastic Silverware
Driving in a Parkway, Parking in a Driveway
Nose runs, feet smell
2006-08-12 22:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Jeffrey M 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
act natural
anarchy rules
almost exactly
constant variable
definite maybe
detailed summary
dry ice
elevated subway
exact estimate
found missing
forced resignation
forever's end
forward lateral
friendly fire
genuine imitation (& genuine replica, etc.)
guest host
jogging stroller
justifiable paranoia
limited omniscience
liquid gas
local long-distance
deafening silence
mandatory option
modest magnificence
only choice
open secret
original copy
plastic silverware
rolling stop
solid gold plated
sweet sorrow
synthetic natural gas
true lies
wireless cable
working vacation
2006-08-12 21:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot:
Jumbo Shrimp and
Military Intelligence
2006-08-12 20:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I tend to go for thoughts that are ALMOST oxymorons.
Vegetarian cannibals
Unauthorized autobiography
Misogynist lesbians
Transvestite nudist colony
Ultrapure saltwater
Enjoy!
2006-08-12 20:58:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd prefer a cow much more than an ox even if it was a moron. Johnno xx
2006-08-12 20:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by johnno K 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
brainy blonde
2006-08-12 20:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by jCube 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋