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After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush allows the kids to ask a few questions.

One little boy, Billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and asks, "How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N.?"

Just as Bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they'll continue afterward.

Half an hour later the kids come back inside.

"Where were we?" says Dubya. "Oh, yes: does anyone want to ask me anything?"

A different boy raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:

First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.?

Second, Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And third, where the hell is Billy?"

2006-08-12 20:48:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

lol !! thanks for making me laugh , i was really in a bad mood today .

2006-08-12 21:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Potato head Bush would answer :

1. Kid are you with us or against us??!!
2. So I can stop making a fool of myself in front of you.
3. Who the hell is Billy?

:)

2006-08-12 21:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by mo67 1 · 0 0

Even invoice Clinton pronounced it replaced into outrageous to indicate Bush replaced into in touch in an "interior" interest. each and every ridiculous charge with the aid of the conspiracy loons against government involvement has been thoroughly debunked.

2016-10-02 00:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yep.
Ol' Georgie Dubya displayin' power (again).
Big Flaunter! LOL.

2006-08-13 04:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Bush says:

1, I had the support of the congress I bullied into approing my war

2, It was a terrorist attack

3, He got kidnapped by Iran so we'll need to go to war to get him

2006-08-12 20:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by im.in.college.so.i.know.stuff 4 · 1 1

LOL. Billy's probably at Gitmo, that American prison in Cuba.

2006-08-12 20:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

fourth: who is Dubya? and you probably should ask dat guy who keeps sayin ' i am not george bush', you know, that weird guy on yahoo answers

2006-08-12 20:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao! exactly lol! thx for the laughs..haha:)

2006-08-12 20:55:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2006-08-12 20:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Simmy 5 · 0 0

....... the point is a bit scary...

2006-08-12 20:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by Marissa 3 · 0 0

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