Entertainment & Music - 12 August 2006

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in
8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,
Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted
and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

2006-08-12 20:41:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love Isaac Slade.....he's toooo cute!!!!!!!
I got my pre-sale tickets for their new fall dates!!

2006-08-12 20:40:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ugly, he fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. Proposing a bargain, he said he'd forgo the debt if he could marry
his daughter.
Both farmer and daughter were horrified.
The cunning moneylender suggested that they let providence decide the matter.
He told them that he'd put a black pebble and a white pebble
into an empty bag. Then the girl would pick one pebble from the bag.
1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife
and her fathers' debt would be forgiven.
2) If she picked the white pebble, she need not marry him and her fathers' debt would still be forgiven.
3) If she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be
thrown into jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmers' field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles. What would
you have done if you were the girl?

2006-08-12 20:39:43 · 4 answers · asked by elge13 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I came across a major motor company's website a few months back and now I can't remember where to find it. It started with a chorus of people standing in front of a conductor as in a chior and they were making car sounds. Like, as the car would drive the people would make the engine sounds, windshield wiper sounds, etc. Anybody know the website or the motor company that did this?

2006-08-12 20:39:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

http://www.goenglish.com/Idioms.asp

A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush ( keep what you have and don't be greedy for more ...
A Drop In The Bucket ( not important ... )
Burning The Midnight Oil ( up late at night working hard ... )
Can't Cut The Mustard ( not good enough to participate ... )
The Devil Is In The Details ( the difficult part is in the many small details ... )Give Him The Slip ( to escape from that person ... )

anyway if you like them too here is a link to see them and what they all mean

2006-08-12 20:39:21 · 4 answers · asked by KITKAT 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Some girls at my school always laugh when some one says ESPN. I asked them what it means but they wont tell me. i dont wanna go see the movie, but i want to know what it is. I know i sound stupid, but i dont want to see the movie. It's a Chick Flic. I dont watch those things. I'm not allowed to see Chick Flics anyway.Please Help.

2006-08-12 20:38:04 · 6 answers · asked by Hello! 1 in Movies

ok is it just me or does that guy on the oxy clean commercial bug you? HE BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!! i dont know what it is he justs gets on my nerves!

2006-08-12 20:38:04 · 9 answers · asked by haleema 4 in Television

the question was- imagine you are stuck in the 20th floor and you are cought in fire. there are no extingushers and nothing with you. how will you escape without getting hurt? the answer is stop imagining. do you think is funny?

2006-08-12 20:38:00 · 8 answers · asked by naomi clark 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 20:37:33 · 14 answers · asked by CherryRed 3 in Horoscopes

Who does the blonde (g-a-y) guy go out with?

2006-08-12 20:36:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-12 20:36:05 · 15 answers · asked by haleema 4 in Television

what did you think of it.

I am 12!! Get it from benchwarmers. LOL!!!!

i am really 13

2006-08-12 20:34:58 · 4 answers · asked by haleema 4 in Movies

...in MORE THAN ONE language? if YES, which other languages can you count in?

2006-08-12 20:34:01 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its a simple question yes or no do not say anything raciest that can offend anyone

2006-08-12 20:32:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 20:32:26 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Celebrities

2006-08-12 20:31:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-12 20:31:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said,

"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"

2006-08-12 20:31:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 20:30:59 · 23 answers · asked by nadia m 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 20:30:50 · 1 answers · asked by Steve R 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-12 20:30:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have a gun. i walk into a room and shot my self in the head few minutes later i walk out fine. were was i?

2006-08-12 20:29:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

PLEASE TELL ME THE TRUTH!!!!!

2006-08-12 20:28:24 · 11 answers · asked by shannon <33 1 in Television

2006-08-12 20:27:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Did you Believed In This Theory / why ?

2006-08-12 20:26:16 · 18 answers · asked by thunder 2 in Movies

...i'm in a generous mood...so free two points for everybody! lol :)

2006-08-12 20:25:52 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want your opinion.
I am on 5th level. and i have been on this site since May 6th. So do you thik i spend way too much time on the computer? cuz i know there are some people that have been on this site since April and are still on level 1. So do you think i have been on here too much?

(Ok i am just asking this to see what others think. but no matter what you say i know my own opinion. and i know i don't care what you think of me. but im just asking cuz im curious to see what your opion is. also in my defense. it is summer and there is nothing else to do and thats why im on here so much. i luv it here.)

And please EVERYONE that answers this can you please go check out this AWESOME link? http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=At5R7lDhcHlKqkKkax_0VI3sy6IX?show=9d6e6a8db12c182de379258560fc8e05aa

2006-08-12 20:25:48 · 20 answers · asked by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

For instance...I own a meditation CD and Outkast.

2006-08-12 20:24:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

which matrix movie did u like the best. me personally, i like the first one. which one do you like and why??

2006-08-12 20:20:50 · 13 answers · asked by haleema 4 in Movies

I tried to watch a movie last night. It was sub titled.
In one scene I had to read the subs, read the letter
the man was holding, read a headstone,and look at the
surroundings to get the gist of the story.all at the same time. I hate sub titles,while you are reading them you miss the facial expressions, and sometimes you dont get time to finish,let alone read a letter and a headstone as well.

2006-08-12 20:20:07 · 10 answers · asked by jo 2 in Movies