A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in
8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,
Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted
and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
2006-08-12 20:41:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how cool was that where did you get it from!
TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!
please
2006-08-12 20:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by jus_707 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. We really need to appreciate the ones that love US! LOL.
2006-08-13 04:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, Love it!!! Am emailing it to all my friends!
2006-08-12 20:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by bburgandy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-12 20:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by salut_mes_amis_noirs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-12 20:44:18 · answer #5 · answered by mansoor dude 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too long
2006-08-12 20:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is this where i sopos to laugh.........erh eh ..oh yea....haha
2006-08-12 20:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ lavender baby ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome!!!!!
2006-08-12 20:48:23 · answer #8 · answered by Rogue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋