Entertainment & Music - 10 August 2006

One word answers only PLEASE! This is not a soapbox, it is an informal survey of the people on this site tonight.

2006-08-10 14:50:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face

2006-08-10 14:50:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I saw a commercial recently for some kind of candy and it had a guy behind a desk with 2 bowls on the desk. This kid sat down and put a blindfold on...the guy got up in his underwear and started dancin. Then I saw a 2nd one where a different guy put the blindfold on and a woman put a glove on and smacked him. ROFL! I died! : ) What candy was it?

2006-08-10 14:50:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-10 14:50:06 · 29 answers · asked by OHIO STATE IS THAT DEAL!!!!!!!!! 3 in Music

2006-08-10 14:49:56 · 5 answers · asked by muckdave 1 in Music

2006-08-10 14:49:28 · 23 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Celebrities

and ask yourself this question and whatever is the very first name that comes to your mind is really the answer....ready...What is my guardian angels name?your guardian angel will tell you...my guardian angels name is "Rebekkah" when i did this the strange thing was.....i would never spell Rebekkah like that....let me know what you get

2006-08-10 14:48:50 · 12 answers · asked by vampire angel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Just tell me one thing is kayser gone??!??!

2006-08-10 14:48:15 · 3 answers · asked by bethany_8_5 2 in Television

Which Is Better'TCB",Or"Backyard".?.

2006-08-10 14:47:40 · 2 answers · asked by Yahooligan! 4 in Music

The Cork





Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No sh-t?"



God Bless America

2006-08-10 14:47:39 · 9 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Jokes & Riddles

how long would it take a monkey with 5 peg legs to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle


I know its a weird question , but the mental picture is priceless aye?

2006-08-10 14:47:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"Deer nuts are always under a buck."

2006-08-10 14:46:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im resli bored..who has a myspace..hit me up on mine.. www.myspace.com/sadiia

2006-08-10 14:46:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 14:46:15 · 5 answers · asked by hammysammy 1 in Polls & Surveys

we all have seen that comic " Bill Engelwood" on tv with his here's your sign jokes do you have a true story for thos types of jokes. I do. here is mine.
a friend and I had been driving when she pulled her car over to the road side, loooking for directions. Pulling into a snow drift. she tried and tried and couldnt get out. a farmer up the road drove hi truck down. after pulling in he leaned on it and then said to me " Car Stuck"
I said " Nope every so many miles we like to pull off into the snow bank to cool her tires! Heres you sign!
Your turn got one to share
Penny Babson
http://www.impressionsbypenny.com

2006-08-10 14:45:56 · 2 answers · asked by officeofimpressions 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-10 14:45:49 · 6 answers · asked by LC 1 in Television

I cant really do it on here but im sure some of you know what i am talking about. Here ill try. The beat goes something like da, da da da, da, da-da-da. Ok that might not help but someone tell me how those who listen to it stand it. Its annoying especially when many songs have the same dumb beat in the background. My neighbor was listening to music, i dont know if it was a cd or what, but every song and yes they were all different songs, had that same beat. You might as well listen to one song. Does this show that they latinos are really lacking in talent when it comes to the hip hop stuff? Hip hop in my opinion is horrible and talentless anyhow but this is a new low

2006-08-10 14:45:45 · 9 answers · asked by Bucfan 2 in Music

We will be in Germany for 2 years and I am completely addicted to these shows. Is there any way to get American TV through Sattelite or cable? So far i've had no luck with asking American Cable/Internet Companies and Slingbox only works with Computers so I couldn't tape the shows in the middle of the night in Germany (time change). I'd really appreciate some help.

This is important to me since I don't speak any German so please only answer if you have a possible solution. Thanks.

2006-08-10 14:45:45 · 6 answers · asked by Kristy K 4 in Television

Like any real life situations that would make a great song, please help i'd like some more material to make differetn songs. Thanks!

2006-08-10 14:45:09 · 36 answers · asked by smarts0756 1 in Music

2006-08-10 14:44:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 14:44:38 · 24 answers · asked by iloveaaroncarter(: 2 in Movies

I'm having a birthday/going away party in about a month with my group of friends. We are all in our mid to late 20's. All our major parties are themed (please no negative comments). I have finally narrowed down my ideas to a few choices but I'm having a hard time deciding which one to choose thus coming here and trying to get opinions. Please state which theme you think is the best and if you have any ideas as how to expand on that (i.e. food, costumes, decorations, games) please do tell. I am not looking for other themes not listed and any rude, crude or abusive answers will be reported. Thank you.

The themes:

1. A 60's theme. Think the artist Shag (if you don't know who he is look it up) and Austin Powers

2. A 50's theme. Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, rockabilly, greasers, poodle skirts, ect.

3. A black and white party

4. A heaven and hell party

5. A pirate party.

The last three are pretty self explanatory but ideas are still welcome.

2006-08-10 14:44:33 · 15 answers · asked by green_eyedgirl81 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 14:43:04 · 23 answers · asked by MaRiaNa* 1 in Polls & Surveys

i am writing a song about our goverment and i need three adjectives the make our goverment sound bad besideds liers and cowards. lol

2006-08-10 14:42:56 · 12 answers · asked by Metalhead4Ever 2 in Music

2006-08-10 14:42:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is brown and hairy on d outside and wet on d inside and it starts with C, ends with T ,and has a U in it?

2006-08-10 14:42:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I can't decide whether or not its a good thing
and what about the coup de'tat or whatever it is
I think its pretty cool

2006-08-10 14:42:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-10 14:41:33 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-10 14:41:25 · 9 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Polls & Surveys

is there any cute signs that you know?
like the love...

2006-08-10 14:41:23 · 3 answers · asked by Dark SOuL 2 in Other - Entertainment