The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No sh-t?"
God Bless America
2006-08-10 14:47:39 · 9 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now, this is a joke... Other jokes make me smile but this one make me LAUGH! Where you get this joke? You gonna tell me, man!
You got skills! you could do the stand - up comedy if you can. If you can make more jokes like this, You willhave my word that you will get "cash money" :)
2006-08-10 15:38:50 · answer #1 · answered by Bookworm619 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am calling people now to tell that. Very funny.
2006-08-10 22:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! Good one. May I repeat...GOD BLESS AMERICA!
2006-08-10 22:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very cute â¥
2006-08-10 22:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-08-10 21:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Tahavath 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2006-08-10 21:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-08-10 21:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, cute
2006-08-10 22:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by ladrhiana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny!!!
2006-08-10 21:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by Loren H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋