how long would it take a monkey with 5 peg legs to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle
I know its a weird question , but the mental picture is priceless aye?
2006-08-10 14:47:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The mental picture is priceless, I wonder if monkeys like pickles...hmmm
2006-08-10 15:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by blondiiii 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see...the amount of days vs chickens is equal, meaning it's about a half a day per leg....however, monkeys are far more advanced than chickens, but the peg legs cancels that out, meaning it should take a monkey 2 and half days to lay 2 and a half eggs. But in terms of dill pickle seeds, which are larger than sweet pickle seeds but smaller than eggs, the task of emptying a dill pickle of all it's seeds by way of a thorough peg leg bashing should be the square root of of bacon which brings us back to our original figure of a day and a half! Aha!
2006-08-10 21:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by Zarango 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny! It wouldn't take the monkey any days to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle. The monkey would eat the pickle.
2006-08-10 21:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor monkey. Why would he want to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle. Monkeys eat bananas!!
2006-08-10 21:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by jbb316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not priceless, it's a stupid question or a joke. who the hell cares.about a monkey with 5 peg legs ?Where's the 5th one? i happen to like dill pickles so leave my pickles alone, will ya.
2006-08-10 21:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by rosieC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't kno how it would control the 5th peg legs since it only has 2 arms and 2 legs. Since the 5th is useless and i highly doubt monkeys like pickels I'd say...as long as it took you to come up with this question.
2006-08-10 21:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as the monkey got thickle before it became an obstacle and the elephant and his trunk took a dump!
2006-08-10 21:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, my monkey has 5 peg legs too !!!
2006-08-10 21:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 and a half minutes in chicken time with 1 and a half extra seconds for each dill pickle seed. DUH!
2006-08-10 21:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by kaylee k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.5 chickens = 1.5 eggs in 1.5 days
therefore
1 chicken = 1 egg in 1.5 days
hence
12 eggs = 12 x 1.5 days = 18 days
2006-08-10 21:51:37 · answer #10 · answered by BoRiQuA_MaMi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋