Entertainment & Music - 9 August 2006

i've been looking for a band to join, but i can't fid anything, if you're interested please reply!! i either want to join oe or start one!!! please reply before this question gets deleted.!!

2006-08-09 07:42:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

And why aren't you working ?

2006-08-09 07:42:36 · 12 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Polls & Surveys

no gob s hites please

2006-08-09 07:42:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A king decides that his daughter is to marry. He decides to hold a race and the last one to cross the finish line will marry his daughter. Now how does he decide to hold the race without it talking forever, since the last one to cross will marry his daughter?

2006-08-09 07:42:18 · 7 answers · asked by Erin A 2 in Jokes & Riddles

#10 - They have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - The pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - The engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - The pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - There is no passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - There are no Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

and last but not least....

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!

2006-08-09 07:42:16 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What's the longest you have you driven down a highway with your eyes closed?

(hope no one does on a regular basis)

2006-08-09 07:42:07 · 24 answers · asked by busterp 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 07:41:48 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

When you love someone so deep inside,
It seems like it’s so easy to hide,
You’ve loved him for so very long,
You would think he could do no wrong.

Every day you would hope and pray,
That he would always stay this way,
He treated you like you should be treated,
You thought your life was finally completed.

One night he was so sweet to you,
You thought all those thing were maybe untrue,
Two days later he was back the same,
You thought you were the one to blame.

You thought that you would marry him someday,
But this time god wanted to get his way,
You wanted things back how they were before,
But you know this couldn’t happen anymore.

It was Saturday night about ten o’clock,
You heard the news and it wasn’t a shock,
You knew this was going to happen soon,
As you laid there and cried in the pale lit moon.



Its night or day?
That’s moon or sun?
Well, any way,
I have to run,
I see the tears,
Don’t cry my eyes,
I feel my fears,
I have to go,
I know it now,
Let’s end this show,
Just tell me, how?

2006-08-09 07:41:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Big Brother
Who should go from the house next door to the main house?
Nikki
Grace
Lea
Mikey

2006-08-09 07:41:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im snoop im snoop!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g13/karlosofbego/ralph.jpg

2006-08-09 07:40:55 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 07:40:16 · 7 answers · asked by jenny_is_not_my_name 2 in Music

I broke my watchyacallit and now I can't find my monkeymotion.

2006-08-09 07:40:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Must be on a public road. (not a racetrack of any sort)

And in what?

2006-08-09 07:39:53 · 41 answers · asked by busterp 3 in Polls & Surveys

If that band becomes famous and stuff (like after the show is done) what is it going to be called???

2006-08-09 07:39:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-09 07:39:43 · 3 answers · asked by killsyche 3 in Other - Entertainment

I just heard a song where he sings about the 4th of july and it SUUUUUCKS... Im sorry he's dead but his singing sucked..Now Laine Staley rocked!! (Alice in Chains)

2006-08-09 07:39:34 · 7 answers · asked by Whoa Baby Whoa! 3 in Music

What would you want your robot to do for you?

2006-08-09 07:39:31 · 18 answers · asked by Funnyaccountant 4 in Polls & Surveys

in the 1980s there was a tv show called fridays with michael richards and larry david from seinfeld along with others, im looking for two skits in particular, battle boy and the amphibians, if you know where i can find more to watch that would be great, but i want to find those two the most

2006-08-09 07:39:21 · 3 answers · asked by Derek P 2 in Television

2006-08-09 07:38:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

can anyone give me the lyrics to that song.

2006-08-09 07:37:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

things that require action.

2006-08-09 07:37:51 · 6 answers · asked by Heather K 1 in Other - Entertainment

That's it. Michael Jackson: true or false? Nothing else added.

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer asked this on their show Shooting Stars. I p**sed myself laughing, as did the audience and panel members.

Uri Gellar's answer was "True".

2006-08-09 07:37:38 · 27 answers · asked by Neil_R 3 in Television

2006-08-09 07:36:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-09 07:36:57 · 176 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my friends call me goth cuz i dress like it and act like it...but then i'm also called a metalhead cuz i love death metal and stuff like that.but i'm really nice (except if i'm in a moshpit) and friendly and people say that i'm too nice to be in death metal and the goth stuff..i'm confused.what the hell am i?

2006-08-09 07:36:50 · 8 answers · asked by dickcheese 2 in Music

what is that song for the new ABC FAMILY commercial the with the dad from GROUNDED FOR LIFE making that weird movement

2006-08-09 07:36:42 · 2 answers · asked by Derek P 2 in Television

2006-08-09 07:36:06 · 13 answers · asked by basketballfan 1 in Music

i only need for a day or so. ive looked at all the free password sitesz and havnt been able to find it yet. PLeaese help

2006-08-09 07:35:52 · 3 answers · asked by tirphead4 2 in Other - Entertainment

anceint skies by michael gunger band?

2006-08-09 07:35:43 · 3 answers · asked by Ashlin 2 in Music

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

2006-08-09 07:35:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles