#10 - They have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - The pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - The engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - The pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - There is no passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - There are no Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.
and last but not least....
#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!
2006-08-09 07:42:16 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
youre a b*tch and i hate you
2006-08-10 05:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
actually i got ur top 10 reasons.
#10 making hundreds of left turns aint cool
#9 who the hell races by just doing left turns
#8 they too busy playing ball
#7 too busy watching the games
#6 better things to do
#5 thats a "white" sport
#4 left turn?
#3 pit crew will not work with "gangstas" bcus of race issues, more then likely
#2 no girl is gonna think racing a car is cool, and there for no one will like them, or consider them popular
and finally
#1 hearing the same announcements ad play-by-plays will be annoying "oohhh, he's making a left turn!, he's making another left turn!" yeah exactly
2006-08-09 07:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by im2big4u 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those are all true; ALSO,
#11. They have to have random drug-testing
#12. Probation & Parole Officers are not allowed on the track
#13. You cannot stop on the track to make a QUICK drug sale
2006-08-09 09:09:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lot's of haters responding. This joke is hilarious. NO ONE mentioned race. So I don't know what "brown sugar" was talking about.
2006-08-09 08:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by tygrwoodz 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think this is funny! Thought it might be degrading but its not. Just funny.
Im2big4u I like yours too!
2006-08-09 08:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by answers999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe. That's pretty hilarious stuff. :-P
(I'm black.....and I don't see anything about race mentioned in that joke.)
2006-08-09 08:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by Petra M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. (I din't see a color mentioned, either).
Gangstas come in all hues.
2006-08-09 16:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is to brown sugar...i read the list twice and i didn't see any mention of " black peeps" anywhere...
2006-08-09 08:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by Bear 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..i never knew!!thanks for passing on the wisdom.
2006-08-09 07:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♣suzie Q♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y it gotta be black peeps for? y cant it be white????
white trash
to tyger woods-i can talk w/e i want...blacks are considered "gangstas"
so yeah..be quiet
besides ur white.
2006-08-09 07:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol! I'd give you two points if I could.
2006-08-09 07:52:19 · answer #11 · answered by clone1973 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋