Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Is it my imagination, or do freaking buffalo wings taste like chicken?
1st Insurance man - sleeps with own wife That's "Home Insurance"
2nd Insurance man - sleeps with girl friend That's "Mutual Benefit
3rd Insurance man - sleeps with chorus girl That's "New York Life"
4th Insurance man - sleeps with secretary That's "employees Mutual Benefit"
5th - Insurance man - sleeps with hotel maid That's Travelers Aid"
6th - Insurance man - sleep with woman next door That's "Royal Neighbors"
7th - Insurance man - sleeps with old maid That's "Prudential"
8th - Insurance man - sleeps with grandma That's "Old Age Assistance"
9th - Insurance man - sleeps with nobody That's "John Hancock"
10th - Insurance man - sleeps with anybody That's "Metropolitan"
11th - Insurance man - sleep with boyfriend That's "Odd Fellow"
12th - Insurance man - sleeps with Charlie McCarthy That's "Lumberman's' Mutual"
In case anyone gets pregnant from all of this, That's "Industrial Accident"
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2006-08-06
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