2006-08-06 09:07:16 · 8 answers · asked by emily w 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Will you marry me
2006-08-06 10:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time a friend with twins was visiting. The twins were a boy and a girl. We were disussing how people dress twins alike. I said "not dressing them alike makes it easier to tell them apart, but how would you tell them apart when they were naked?" Now I like to think I'm fairly intelligent, but (did I mention they were dizygotic twins?) I still say some strange things.
2006-08-06 09:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by Da Yank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked him why he waited till late at night when I'm drunk and semi-conscience to try to make love to me. I thought maybe he wanted to be a mortician secretly. He didn't like that remark.
2006-08-06 09:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually,I laughed because she makes this really funny face when she,well,you know.
2006-08-06 09:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are too young for me - I would be taking advantage of you! Wish I could take that back.
2006-08-06 10:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by swarr2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is steak made from horse meat?
2006-08-06 09:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you all right
2006-08-06 09:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told perverted minded friends I dont turn down dares no matter wut they are
2006-08-06 09:17:37 · answer #8 · answered by one in a million 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋