Insurance Companies Can We Come Up With More?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Is it my imagination, or do freaking buffalo wings taste like chicken?

1st Insurance man - sleeps with own wife That's "Home Insurance"

2nd Insurance man - sleeps with girl friend That's "Mutual Benefit

3rd Insurance man - sleeps with chorus girl That's "New York Life"

4th Insurance man - sleeps with secretary That's "employees Mutual Benefit"

5th - Insurance man - sleeps with hotel maid That's Travelers Aid"

6th - Insurance man - sleep with woman next door That's "Royal Neighbors"

7th - Insurance man - sleeps with old maid That's "Prudential"

8th - Insurance man - sleeps with grandma That's "Old Age Assistance"

9th - Insurance man - sleeps with nobody That's "John Hancock"

10th - Insurance man - sleeps with anybody That's "Metropolitan"

11th - Insurance man - sleep with boyfriend That's "Odd Fellow"

12th - Insurance man - sleeps with Charlie McCarthy That's "Lumberman's' Mutual"

In case anyone gets pregnant from all of this, That's "Industrial Accident"

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Answer 1

lol!!ahaha->

Answer 2

lmao lol ♥