2006-08-06 08:59:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I went on a blind date and saw a women that fit the description I was given, so I go up to her and say, "are U Miranda?", she says are U thecoolgeek?, I say smiling, yeah I`m thecoolgeek!
she says " I`m not Miranda!"
2006-08-06 09:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by thecoolgeek 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
3 guys walk into a bar. A Jeenie appears before them. The Jeenie says, "You have three wishes" The first guy wishes to be a frog so he can be free, and the jeenie grants his wish. He hops away. The second guy wishes that he could be a bird so he can fly, and the jeenie grants his wish. He tries to fly out the window, but smacks into it instead. The third guy says, "Oh, S***" and the Jeenie turns him into a pile of s***.
2006-08-06 17:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mooifleur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donald Rumsfeld goes into the oval office and tells the president,
"terrorists just killed 2 Brazilian care workers in Iraq."
The president puts his head in his hands and starts to sob. Then he looks up at Rumsfeld and asks, "How many is in a Brazilian."
2006-08-06 16:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay... doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"
2006-08-06 16:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
manuel and pedro together and both were laid off,,so they went to the unemployment office...when asked his occupation manuel answered., panty stitcher,, i sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties...the clerk looked up panty stitcher, finding it classified as unskilled labor,,so she gave him $300.00 a week unemployment pay,,,,,pedro was asked what his occupation was,,he replied,.. diesel fitter,,the clerk looked it up as,, skilled labor, she gave pedro $600.00 a week,....when manuel found out he was ferious..he stormed back into the office, to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay,,,the clerk explained,,,,panty stitcher is unskilled labor,,,and diesel fitter is skilled labor,,,what skill? yelled manuel....i sew da elastic onto the panties,,,,then pedro puts dem over his head...and yells diesel fitter
2006-08-06 22:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by sheepherder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young man was walking down the street one day, when he stopped, looked up in the sky and said. "God, Why did you make woman so beautiful?" God answered, " My son, I made woman beautiful so you would love them". The young man once again looked up and asked. "God, why do you make woman so soft?" God answered, "I made woman soft, so you would love them". Again the young man asks, "So God, then why did you make them so stupid?" God answered. "My son son, I made woman stupid, SO THEY WOULD LOVE YOU!"
2006-08-06 16:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by ASTORROSE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chicken soup i thought this was bingo!
2006-08-06 16:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ry_Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Let us come in and you'll find out!
2006-08-06 16:32:50 · answer #8 · answered by tell all your friends 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats funny nothing funny
2006-08-06 16:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tic toc..........Tic.......Toc.....
Are u through?
Nope, my watch is broken
I'll have to start all over again.....
2006-08-06 16:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by spyblitz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋