Doctor: i have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: well might aswell give me the bad news 1st.
Doctor: the lab called with your test results, they said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours! thats teribble, what could be worse, whats the very bad news?
Doctor: ive been trying to reach you since yesterday!.
2006-08-06 09:03:48 · 11 answers · asked by chipz and gravy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guy comes out of doctors crying. His friend asks him what is wrong.
"Well," He says. "The doctor told me I've got to take a pill every day for the rest of my life."
"What's wrong with that?" Asks the friend
"He's only given me three pills!"
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Guy in hospital and doctor comes and says
"I've got some bad news and some good news."
"What's the bad news?" Asks the patient.
"Well, by mistake, we've amputated your legs."
"Hellfire, that's terrible." Shouts the patient. "What's the good news?"
"The chap in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!"
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Doctor says to patient.
"I have some bad news and some good news."
"What's the bad news?"
"You have Alzheimers Disease."
"God. So what's the good news?"
"Tomorrow you'll have forgotten!"
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Doctor says to patient.
"I have some bad news and some good news."
"What's the bad news?"
"You came in with a bad leg and by mistake we've amputated the wrong one."
"What's the good news?"
"Your other leg's getting better!"
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Doctor says to patient.
"I have some bad news and some good news."
"What's the bad news?"
"You've only got two days to live."
"Oh no. What's the good news?"
"Well," Replies the doctor, "Do you see that nurse over there, the good looking blonde one with the impressive figure? Well, I'm screwing her tonight."
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A few to be going on with , oh, and yours wasn't bad either.
2006-08-06 09:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 8⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-23 13:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks in the doctors and says he's only got 8 minutes to live and asks the doctor whay can you do for me the doctor replied ''i could boil you an egg''
2006-08-06 09:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old one but alright just a pity the bloke didn't have an answering machine
2006-08-06 10:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by shell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah poor guy! but im guessing the good news COULD BE his still alive, cos the results were rong.lol
xx how r u gonna pick the best comment, they all say its not funni! xx
:)
2006-08-06 09:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A macabre joke... Kinda funny, though.
2006-08-06 09:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by Shankaree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a few seconds of a kinda quiet laugh, but still a good joke.
2006-08-06 22:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so old Adam used to tell that one.
2006-08-06 09:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by angelcake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, but it's really funny!!!
2006-08-06 09:22:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is kinda old sorry sweetpea but it was funny :D ♥
2006-08-06 09:07:09 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋