Entertainment & Music - 4 August 2006

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A Simpsons Question?

What are your favorite quotes from the wise Homer Simpson?

2006-08-04 09:40:57 · 13 answers · asked by Homer J. Simpson 6 in Television

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Do you feel suffocated by someone in your life?

2006-08-04 09:39:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does with one leg up?

2006-08-04 09:39:22 · 10 answers · asked by pam s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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who wants to become a guidance counselor for women and men?

Q. How do I know of I’m ready for sex?
A. Ask your boyfriend. He’ll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they’re not as emotionally confused as women. It’s a proven fact

Q. Should I have sex on the 1st date?
A. Yes. Before if possible

Q. What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A. Again, this is entirely up to the man. Just remember what you must do whatever he tells you without question. He may ask you to do certain thing that may at 1st seem strange to you. Do them anyway

Q. How long should sex last?
A. This is a natural or normal part of nature; so don’t feel ashamed or embarrassed. After you’ve finished making love, he’ll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, go out with his buddies to a pool hall or a really sleazy bar and get drunk

Q. What is afterplay?
A. After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly energy. Afterplay is simply a list of important activities such as lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift

Q. Does the size of his p-e-n-I-s matter?
A. Yes. Although many women believe the quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male p-e-n-I-s measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare. If by some chance your lovers sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank your lucky stars. Do everything to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and/or buying him an expensive gift

Q. What about the female orgasm?
A. What about it? There’s no such thing. It’s a myth

2006-08-04 09:38:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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who is U2? what do you they sing?

2006-08-04 09:38:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Who is a famous person you have met ?

Tell me about a famous that you have met or seen in person and where you met or viewed them. I saw Michael Douglas in Montana and I met Bridget Fonda when I was a kid in Yellowstone Park. Pete Rose in Vegas... etc.

2006-08-04 09:38:07 · 56 answers · asked by CTM 3 in Celebrities

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favorite actress/actors?

i have to say rachel mcadams

2006-08-04 09:37:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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What celeb would you want to meet the most???? any why?

I would love to Johnny Depp the most. And why? because he's hot and he's a nice person.

2006-08-04 09:37:12 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Celebrities

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in the lord of the rings who rides the mumakil?

who ride the big elefants in the lord of the rings

2006-08-04 09:37:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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he's hot!!!?

patrick stump is hot and i love him.
who do you think is hot?

cole sprouse
dylan sprouse
patrick stump
pete wentz
chris brown
mitchel musso
lucas gabrel....
none of these workin' for you? then who?

2006-08-04 09:36:35 · 24 answers · asked by Mrs.♥Patrick♥ Stump♥ 2 in Celebrities

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who is stronger Superman or Phoenix from X-men3?

2006-08-04 09:36:29 · 12 answers · asked by bazza9675 1 in Movies

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From where should I download itunes compatible free hindi songs for my ipod?Please help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

2006-08-04 09:35:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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what is the best song out right now?

fyi my favorite is where'd you go it has a good meaning.

2006-08-04 09:33:51 · 11 answers · asked by shaq miami heats 32 1 in Music

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Why does England produce so many Rock n' Roll geniuses?

2006-08-04 09:33:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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What's your favorite mistake?

2006-08-04 09:33:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Criss Angel??

How the hell does he do all of that crap?..It bugs me...especially the walking on water..and when he reads people's minds??..Is he for real?

2006-08-04 09:33:00 · 16 answers · asked by Liz S 3 in Television

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i have had diahrea everyday 4 23 years straight and i was wondering if maybe if i see a docter would it help?

2006-08-04 09:32:49 · 10 answers · asked by rico swauve 1 in Music

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Tippin Down 2005 song not the cd.?

lyrics- hop in the v chrome under me sitting sideways playin sony psp you aint got a soke um poped up and poked um

2006-08-04 09:32:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Here's one of my fave puns. Know any other good ones?

Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

2006-08-04 09:32:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Is it illegal to say the E word now?

You know, as in Edna.

2006-08-04 09:32:30 · 13 answers · asked by I ♥ Goth Guys 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know this song?

It goes something like "because you come to me wityh nought save love......you hold my hand and lift my eyes above.......a greater world of life and love" those are only bits and pieces of the song I know. My grandmother needs to know this reallly bad and if you could please help her and give me an artist or name of the song i would really appreciate it

2006-08-04 09:32:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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