Q. How do I know of I’m ready for sex?
A. Ask your boyfriend. He’ll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they’re not as emotionally confused as women. It’s a proven fact
Q. Should I have sex on the 1st date?
A. Yes. Before if possible
Q. What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A. Again, this is entirely up to the man. Just remember what you must do whatever he tells you without question. He may ask you to do certain thing that may at 1st seem strange to you. Do them anyway
Q. How long should sex last?
A. This is a natural or normal part of nature; so don’t feel ashamed or embarrassed. After you’ve finished making love, he’ll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, go out with his buddies to a pool hall or a really sleazy bar and get drunk
Q. What is afterplay?
A. After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly energy. Afterplay is simply a list of important activities such as lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift
Q. Does the size of his p-e-n-I-s matter?
A. Yes. Although many women believe the quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male p-e-n-I-s measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare. If by some chance your lovers sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank your lucky stars. Do everything to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and/or buying him an expensive gift
Q. What about the female orgasm?
A. What about it? There’s no such thing. It’s a myth
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