What are your favorite quotes from the wise Homer Simpson?
2006-08-04 09:40:57 · 13 answers · asked by Homer J. Simpson 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
" I am so smart, I am so smart...s-m-r-t, i mean s-m-a-r-t!!!"
2006-08-04 09:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
2006-08-04 09:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I forgot. But maybe "Where's the 'any' key?". It makes sense if you watched that episode.
2006-08-04 09:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by cityexplorer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you try very hard and you still fail, the lesson is -- Don't ever try
2006-08-04 09:44:21 · answer #4 · answered by Peter E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright brain, you dont like me and i dont like you. But lets just do this, and i can get back to killing you with beer!
2006-08-04 10:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
2006-08-04 10:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by beautiful & fabolous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"But Marge, what about my womanly needs?"
2006-08-04 09:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by senorfrisk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mmmm...Sweet liquor...Eases the pain !"
2006-08-04 09:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DOH.....must I say more?
2006-08-04 09:47:51 · answer #9 · answered by simpleplan0013 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Purple is a fruit, isn't it ?"
2006-08-04 10:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by Mr.Mann1264 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm.. donuts...
2006-08-04 09:47:15 · answer #11 · answered by ameygirl88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋