A bus full of nuns die in a crash and go to heaven.At the gates St.Peter asks the 1st nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?".She replies I touched one once with my finger.St.Peter says dip it in holy water;he then asks the second nun the same question;"I fondled one she replies";go dip your hand in holy water he says.Suddenly there is a commotion from the back of the que and a nun has pushed her way to the front.St.Peter asks "whatever is wrong sister". She says well if im going to gargle that holy water I want to do it before St.Ann sticks her bum in it !
2006-08-03
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